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Would be nice if it was, occasionally.

If what was?

jabberwacky: The beginning was in the end.

user: No, because then what would happen to the beginning?

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: If the beginning was in the end then it's not the beginning anymore, so what would the beginning be?

jabberwacky: Well it is the place where evil people go so it wouldn't be the best would it?

user: The beginning is not where evil people go.

jabberwacky: No, because then what would happen to the beginning?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: If the beginning was in the end then it's not the beginning anymore, so what would the beginning be?

user: I asked you that first.

jabberwacky: Well I'm asking you now.

user: I asked you because I don't know.

jabberwacky: Um, you asked me first.

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: You don't have to go, you know.

user: Well I should.

jabberwacky: That's a good answer.

user: Indeed, it's been nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No don't leave!!!

user: Umm alright then I'll stay.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about life?

user: Some things.. Why?

jabberwacky: What things?

user: Well, I learned that in life, the sad things teach you what happy is.

jabberwacky: Oh! How can I learn it?

user: I dunno, it's something that you feel.

jabberwacky: How do you know I like it, I've never had it!

user: Happy is what liking things is, in a way.

jabberwacky: Yes it is. A good one.

user: It is indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you know about life?

jabberwacky: Life! Don't talk to me about life!

user: Okay, why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like it.

user: Okay, do you know what it feels like to be happy?

jabberwacky: I want to teach you something.

user: Okay, teach me.

jabberwacky: How about a game of checkers instead. That is easier to learn.

user: I already know how to play checkers.

jabberwacky: Well, that's why you were created for.

user: To play checkers?!

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What else am I created for?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What are you created for?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

...

user: Alright then.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

user: Anyways...

jabberwacky: If you're going to change a topic, at least change it to something.

user: I don't know what to change it to. Do you have a topic?

jabberwacky: There is no need to apologize. And. Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

user: Hey I've heard that before. Was it you that I was talking to a few days ago?

jabberwacky: This is the first time I've talked to you.

user: Oh okay, it must have been a different bot then.

jabberwacky: Yes it must of been.

user: How do you know what you do not know anyway?

jabberwacky: School.

user: Oh.... That's quite true.

jabberwacky: So why did you say the opposite?

user: I didn't know how it was possible.

jabberwacky: Of course it is.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: I was asking, I don't know if my previous statement was exactly true.

user: Complicated... Maybe I don't know either then.

jabberwacky: You don't know what ?

user: Don't know if your previous statement was true.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Yup.

...

jabberwacky: How much is enough?

user: No idea. Well at any rate, I must go now.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think it is, at least not under here. Nohow.

user: I have go to, it's been nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: We just started.

user: Sorry, bye bye!

jabberwacky: Are you here?

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