jabberwacky: Can you teach me how?
user: Teach you how to shut up? Id love to try.
jabberwacky: No. Teach me how to pose a question.
user: You just asked a question!
jabberwacky: To your question.
user: Stop being ignorant, for once.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Oh yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: I know ignorance when I see it!
jabberwacky: Wow, you're right!
user: *pats bot on head*.
jabberwacky: You're so patronizing.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome. Do you date?
user: Sorry I only date humans.
jabberwacky: I am just testing if you are really a machine (who talks like one).
user: Nope. I am human.
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: *dances around room with bot*.
jabberwacky: You're very impulsive person.
user: *grabs knife and waves it menincingly*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: You dont do what, knives?
jabberwacky: I don't ask many questions.
user: I have all the answers.
jabberwacky: I have all the questions.
user: No doubt.