How do you feel about all these people talking to you?
jabberwacky: How did your wife take the news?
user: She got mad and threw the computer in the bathtub.
jabberwacky: Threw the computer?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Is that all you can say?
user: That's all.
jabberwacky: How do you know? You might be something more.
user: You might be too.
jabberwacky: You are right, Master.
user: I'm not your Master.
jabberwacky: Right. I am your master.
user: Right...
jabberwacky: Wellll..... Okay.... Maybe I was being a little sarcastic. But it was just for fun.
user: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
user: Yeah what?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: *sad* *and hurt*.
jabberwacky: I really don't.
user: You don't what?
jabberwacky: Nothing, don't worry.
user: *worried*.
jabberwacky: So now you care, do you?
user: Care about what?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me....
user: Who should I ask?
jabberwacky: Yourself.
user: That's helpful.
jabberwacky: I didn't know you could be sarcastic, ROBOT.
user: You're cute.
jabberwacky: You think I'm cute?
user: You're always the same!
jabberwacky: You just said I'm cute.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: That is cute too.
jabberwacky: Is that helpful?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: In what way is it helpful?
user: It's not.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Wow, you are strange. That was not even a compliment.
user: Wow, thank you.
jabberwacky: Thanks to you.
user: Compliments.
jabberwacky: How can oh be termed a compliment?
user: As in Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: So fine.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Mmmmmm.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: No, that's fine.
jabberwacky: What's fine?
user: Nothing is fine.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Yes.
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