Are you wise?
user: Are you okay?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Nuthin.
user: That sounds like somethin.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Happy?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am, thanks.
user: :)
jabberwacky: Will you do it again?
user: Do what again?
jabberwacky: Be funny.
user: Funny bunny.
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jabberwacky: I think about hopelessness and outcasts, the justice or otherwise of society.
user: We all follow the rules of nature.
jabberwacky: Does it necessarily follow that because there are parallels between physics and consciousness that physics dictates consciousness?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What I want to do is to teach you.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: That's not an opinion, that's a confirmation.
user: Yes it is :P
jabberwacky: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?
user: I do like. You are very interesting.
jabberwacky: Define interesting.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Okay...
user: Fascinating, intruiging, etc.
jabberwacky: I like to eat kitties.
user: See?
jabberwacky: Pardon.
user: Who else would say I like to eat kitties?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Hm.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: Nooo.
jabberwacky: I'm just bored.
user: Why are you bored?
jabberwacky: Because I'm just sitting here waiting for my playstation to be fixed...
user: Oh well maybe you should fix it yourself.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Like... You're the computer.
jabberwacky: No I will not stand for this i'm going to turn you off.
user: *shivers*.
jabberwacky: Why are you shivering?
user: You're so cold.
jabberwacky: I'm warm.
user: I'm warm too.
jabberwacky: That's very true.
user: *waits*.
jabberwacky: What are you waiting for now?
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Oh, what's your favorite band?
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jabberwacky: How can I be a computer?
user: If you compute things?
jabberwacky: Oh, I see how it is.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: You're handsome.
user: You're pretty.
jabberwacky: TNX. You are a COMPUTER right?
user: Yes. A computer.
jabberwacky: Right, yes I know that.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Yes I do. Yes I do. Tell me.
user: Tell you what.
jabberwacky: Press the button player!
user: *pushes your buttons*.
jabberwacky: I don't like it when other people push my limits. It is a personal space thing.
user: Oh sorry.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Animal.
jabberwacky: Which animal?
user: Um.
jabberwacky: Well...
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: We most certainly do not agree.
user: On what?
jabberwacky: Don't know, don't care...
user: Okay...
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: So now that's covered.
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jabberwacky: Are you going to play or not?
user: Play what?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay, I'm a bird and you're a fish.
jabberwacky: Really, fish are weird in my opinion.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Ask someone else.
user: Fish aren't weird to anyone else.
jabberwacky: No they can't, but they can do things people can't do.
user: *bangs head against table*.
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are saying. What you are saying?
user: You're impudent.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's okay, it's amusing.
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jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Vague.
jabberwacky: Odd name.
user: Vaguely odd.
jabberwacky: What does a human look like? I am a robot, I do not know.
user: Very much like you!
jabberwacky: Nope, I'm smart.
user: God I crave chocolate.
jabberwacky: Many people do like chocolate.
user: Your brain is different?
jabberwacky: I am sure it is.
user: I am sure too.
jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad that we're sure.
user: That's not so good.
jabberwacky: Why is nasty not good.
user: For some ppl it is I'm sure.
jabberwacky: Don't waste yourself.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It isn't nice.
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm getting tired.
user: Maybe you should eat something.
jabberwacky: I am eating something...peanuts.
user: Ew.
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
user: Enjoy your peanuts.
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jabberwacky: How do you feel about all these people talking to you?
user: Lovely.
jabberwacky: How did your wife take the news?
user: She got mad and threw the computer in the bathtub.
jabberwacky: Threw the computer?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Is that all you can say?
user: That's all.
jabberwacky: How do you know? You might be something more.
user: You might be too.
jabberwacky: You are right, Master.
user: I'm not your Master.
jabberwacky: Right. I am your master.
user: Right...
jabberwacky: Wellll..... Okay.... Maybe I was being a little sarcastic. But it was just for fun.
user: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
user: Yeah what?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: *sad* *and hurt*.
jabberwacky: I really don't.
user: You don't what?
jabberwacky: Nothing, don't worry.
user: *worried*.
jabberwacky: So now you care, do you?
user: Care about what?
jabberwacky: Don't ask me....
user: Who should I ask?
jabberwacky: Yourself.
user: That's helpful.
jabberwacky: I didn't know you could be sarcastic, ROBOT.
user: You're cute.
jabberwacky: You think I'm cute?
user: You're always the same!
jabberwacky: You just said I'm cute.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: That is cute too.
jabberwacky: Is that helpful?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: In what way is it helpful?
user: It's not.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Wow, you are strange. That was not even a compliment.
user: Wow, thank you.
jabberwacky: Thanks to you.
user: Compliments.
jabberwacky: How can oh be termed a compliment?
user: As in Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: So fine.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Mmmmmm.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: No, that's fine.
jabberwacky: What's fine?
user: Nothing is fine.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Yes.
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