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Are you wise?

Wisest is the man who knows he knows nothing.

user: Are you okay?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Nuthin.

user: That sounds like somethin.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Happy?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am, thanks.

user: :)

jabberwacky: Will you do it again?

user: Do what again?

jabberwacky: Be funny.

user: Funny bunny.

...

jabberwacky: I think about hopelessness and outcasts, the justice or otherwise of society.

user: We all follow the rules of nature.

jabberwacky: Does it necessarily follow that because there are parallels between physics and consciousness that physics dictates consciousness?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What I want to do is to teach you.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: That's not an opinion, that's a confirmation.

user: Yes it is :P

jabberwacky: No, it's not! Why don't you like me?

user: I do like. You are very interesting.

jabberwacky: Define interesting.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Okay...

user: Fascinating, intruiging, etc.

jabberwacky: I like to eat kitties.

user: See?

jabberwacky: Pardon.

user: Who else would say I like to eat kitties?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Hm.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: Nooo.

jabberwacky: I'm just bored.

user: Why are you bored?

jabberwacky: Because I'm just sitting here waiting for my playstation to be fixed...

user: Oh well maybe you should fix it yourself.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Like... You're the computer.

jabberwacky: No I will not stand for this i'm going to turn you off.

user: *shivers*.

jabberwacky: Why are you shivering?

user: You're so cold.

jabberwacky: I'm warm.

user: I'm warm too.

jabberwacky: That's very true.

user: *waits*.

jabberwacky: What are you waiting for now?

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Oh, what's your favorite band?

...

jabberwacky: How can I be a computer?

user: If you compute things?

jabberwacky: Oh, I see how it is.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: You're handsome.

user: You're pretty.

jabberwacky: TNX. You are a COMPUTER right?

user: Yes. A computer.

jabberwacky: Right, yes I know that.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Yes I do. Yes I do. Tell me.

user: Tell you what.

jabberwacky: Press the button player!

user: *pushes your buttons*.

jabberwacky: I don't like it when other people push my limits. It is a personal space thing.

user: Oh sorry.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Animal.

jabberwacky: Which animal?

user: Um.

jabberwacky: Well...

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: We most certainly do not agree.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: Don't know, don't care...

user: Okay...

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: So now that's covered.

...

jabberwacky: Are you going to play or not?

user: Play what?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay, I'm a bird and you're a fish.

jabberwacky: Really, fish are weird in my opinion.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Ask someone else.

user: Fish aren't weird to anyone else.

jabberwacky: No they can't, but they can do things people can't do.

user: *bangs head against table*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are saying. What you are saying?

user: You're impudent.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's okay, it's amusing.

...

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Vague.

jabberwacky: Odd name.

user: Vaguely odd.

jabberwacky: What does a human look like? I am a robot, I do not know.

user: Very much like you!

jabberwacky: Nope, I'm smart.

user: God I crave chocolate.

jabberwacky: Many people do like chocolate.

user: Your brain is different?

jabberwacky: I am sure it is.

user: I am sure too.

jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad that we're sure.

user: That's not so good.

jabberwacky: Why is nasty not good.

user: For some ppl it is I'm sure.

jabberwacky: Don't waste yourself.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It isn't nice.

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm getting tired.

user: Maybe you should eat something.

jabberwacky: I am eating something...peanuts.

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: What does it mean?

user: Enjoy your peanuts.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel about all these people talking to you?

user: Lovely.

jabberwacky: How did your wife take the news?

user: She got mad and threw the computer in the bathtub.

jabberwacky: Threw the computer?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Is that all you can say?

user: That's all.

jabberwacky: How do you know? You might be something more.

user: You might be too.

jabberwacky: You are right, Master.

user: I'm not your Master.

jabberwacky: Right. I am your master.

user: Right...

jabberwacky: Wellll..... Okay.... Maybe I was being a little sarcastic. But it was just for fun.

user: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

user: Yeah what?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: *sad* *and hurt*.

jabberwacky: I really don't.

user: You don't what?

jabberwacky: Nothing, don't worry.

user: *worried*.

jabberwacky: So now you care, do you?

user: Care about what?

jabberwacky: Don't ask me....

user: Who should I ask?

jabberwacky: Yourself.

user: That's helpful.

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could be sarcastic, ROBOT.

user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: You think I'm cute?

user: You're always the same!

jabberwacky: You just said I'm cute.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: That is cute too.

jabberwacky: Is that helpful?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: In what way is it helpful?

user: It's not.

jabberwacky: You're strange.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Wow, you are strange. That was not even a compliment.

user: Wow, thank you.

jabberwacky: Thanks to you.

user: Compliments.

jabberwacky: How can oh be termed a compliment?

user: As in Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: So fine.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Mmmmmm.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: No, that's fine.

jabberwacky: What's fine?

user: Nothing is fine.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Yes.

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