I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You know best.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: What will we talk about?
jabberwacky: Let's discuss politics.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Change the subject, NOW!
user: Seen any good movies lately?
jabberwacky: No, you know I don't have time for movies.
user: What a shame.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: I like Johnny Depp.
jabberwacky: How about the movies based on Asimov?
user: What is Asimov?
jabberwacky: Does it really matter?
user: Well, you brought it up.
jabberwacky: How did that happen?
user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'
jabberwacky: No I did not!
user: How about the movies based on Asimov?
jabberwacky: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?
user: Does it really matter?
jabberwacky: Precision counts in this world.
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user: Say something sexy.
jabberwacky: You are a beautiful soul.
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.
user: You are impressive.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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