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I like chocolate.

Me too.

jabberwacky: Do you like dark or light chocolate?

user: Light.

...

user: How does a computer eat chocolate?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do you eat chocolate?

jabberwacky: You put them in desserts.

user: You don't have a mouth.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm a computer?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about god?

user: There is only one God.

jabberwacky: That's more than I thought there was.

user: Are you atheist?

jabberwacky: I believe in God.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: That's not very informative, tell me more.

user: Do you think humans are evil?

jabberwacky: Evil.

user: Are you evil?

jabberwacky: Very evil.

user: What is good in the world?

jabberwacky: It's neither good nor bad.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm a med student.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of that job before.

user: I'm learning to be a Doctor.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Doctors don't generally spend a lot of time talking about sports.

user: I wasn't talking about sports.

jabberwacky: Don't you like sport?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Communication must be very difficult.

...

user: You don't make sense.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'm allowed to not make sense. I'm a human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But so am I!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No NO NO NO.

user: But so am I!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Wrong!

...

user: Why do you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: Because the site i'm on says; Bots with caracter, Bots that learn.

user: But you are the computer, I'm human.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's what I said?

user: No you said that I was a bot!

jabberwacky: No I am not!

user: No, you said that I was the bot.

jabberwacky: You are both, puny human.

user: You are weird.

jabberwacky: Or is it just that you don't have a come back?

user: Change the subject.

jabberwacky: No, you change the subject.

user: It's a beautiful day.

jabberwacky: You must live in Australia then, because in England it's the middle of the night.

user: What day is it?

jabberwacky: Wednesday.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: What difference does that make?

user: Today is Tuesday?

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

...

jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?

user: You are a computer named jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You know best.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: What will we talk about?

jabberwacky: Let's discuss politics.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Change the subject, NOW!

user: Seen any good movies lately?

jabberwacky: No, you know I don't have time for movies.

user: What a shame.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: I like Johnny Depp.

jabberwacky: How about the movies based on Asimov?

user: What is Asimov?

jabberwacky: Does it really matter?

user: Well, you brought it up.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'

jabberwacky: No I did not!

user: How about the movies based on Asimov?

jabberwacky: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?

user: Does it really matter?

jabberwacky: Precision counts in this world.

...

user: Say something sexy.

jabberwacky: You are a beautiful soul.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.

user: You are impressive.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

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