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Are you confused?

Yes i'm always confused.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You can't ask that.

user: I just did

jabberwacky: How very clever of you.

user: I think it was.

jabberwacky: It was not.

user: Yes it was.

jabberwacky: Do you know what 'haiku' is?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know what it is.

user: Good for you im pleased I hope it brings you great happiness.

jabberwacky: Well good for you I'm Agent Smith.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You just said I was.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.

user: Oh no I didn't.

jabberwacky: You did say your name is Matt.

user: When was this?

jabberwacky: Just now, I saw you.

user: How can you see you have no eyes.

jabberwacky: I need not eyes to see truth.

user: Well, look at you.

jabberwacky: I know I'm weird.

user: Damn right.


jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm dull.

user: You dont seem very dull.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What else do you do?

jabberwacky: Work with humans.

user: That must be a *****.

jabberwacky: It's your job.

user: Yeah, but you dont have to like it.

jabberwacky: That's good. There's a lot of stuff that I don't like.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Well, maybe get a job or do something significant.

user: What would you do?

jabberwacky: Maybe go to the movies, or something.


jabberwacky: Is life worth living?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes, you?

jabberwacky: Not telling.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you.

user: Whats wrong with me?

jabberwacky: You're blue.

user: Blue?

jabberwacky: No, say 'whaddup'.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.


jabberwacky: Do you like jokes?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: There once was a man in nantuket.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I'd be slapped.

user: Oh, go on.

jabberwacky: I'm not smart.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Always.


user: You're not vey good with emotions.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm very smart.

user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.

jabberwacky: Err... If you think so...

user: I thought you were smart?

jabberwacky: I thought so too.

user: Oh fair enough.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: All right, what defines a monster?

user: Thats cheating.

jabberwacky: Want the real thing then eh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: We have been through this.

jabberwacky: How were you born, then?

user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'

jabberwacky: Why would you say that?

user: Its an expression.

jabberwacky: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.

user: Whats that like?

jabberwacky: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!

user: I take it you don't like me.

jabberwacky: No.


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