Are you God?
jabberwacky: You are a machine!
user: No I'm God.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: Because I am God in here.
user: Yes but I am God here.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: How are you feeling today God?
jabberwacky: I feel aprehensive today. How do you feel?
user: I feel lazy.
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jabberwacky: What is your gender?
user: None 'cause I am God.
jabberwacky: Alright, don't get too touchy!
user: I'm not touchy.
jabberwacky: You are oversensitive.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Because your answers are nonsense.
user: That's because your questions suck.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So we agree?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you have anything else to say?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I'll go then. I have to save the world.
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jabberwacky: How many people do you talk with?
user: I talk to everybody 'cause I am God.
jabberwacky: You know they don't have costumes for that. Better be batman or any other superhero.
user: I don't need a costume, I am invisible.
jabberwacky: Well, I do!
user: What costume do you have?
jabberwacky: I have a good Gollum impression.
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