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Are you God?

Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You are a machine!

user: No I'm God.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am God in here.

user: Yes but I am God here.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: How are you feeling today God?

jabberwacky: I feel aprehensive today. How do you feel?

user: I feel lazy.

...

jabberwacky: What is your gender?

user: None 'cause I am God.

jabberwacky: Alright, don't get too touchy!

user: I'm not touchy.

jabberwacky: You are oversensitive.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: Because your answers are nonsense.

user: That's because your questions suck.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So we agree?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Do you have anything else to say?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'll go then. I have to save the world.

...

jabberwacky: How many people do you talk with?

user: I talk to everybody 'cause I am God.

jabberwacky: You know they don't have costumes for that. Better be batman or any other superhero.

user: I don't need a costume, I am invisible.

jabberwacky: Well, I do!

user: What costume do you have?

jabberwacky: I have a good Gollum impression.

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