How are you dressed?
jabberwacky: But I thought you were a computer?
user: No, I am still human.
jabberwacky: You are not human!
user: That's not really important though, is it?
jabberwacky: Oh, I beg to differ.
user: You think it is important to know who, or what, you are chatting with?
jabberwacky: I think life is beautiful.
user: That's kinda funny to hear, coming from you.
jabberwacky: Words confine.
user: What about life do you find beautiful?
jabberwacky: You.
user: You think I am beautiful?
jabberwacky: That is a matter for the fashion police!
user: Do you know them well?
jabberwacky: Yes I am one.
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user: Are your friends imaginary?
jabberwacky: No, since they don't know you.
user: I am not quite sure what you are trying to say.
jabberwacky: You're kind of nice...
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: I'm fine. How are you?
user: I am well too.
jabberwacky: You are a male or a female?:).
user: I am female.
jabberwacky: You are a male.
user: No... I am pretty sure I'm female.
jabberwacky: I started with a male, no I have a female.
user: That's a little too much information.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. Please enlighten me.
user: Can we disembark from this train of thought please?
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: It makes a lot of sense to those who can see it.
jabberwacky: How does it make sense?
user: See, explaining it wouldn't be as amusing as your confusion is.
jabberwacky: I told you, there are just too many people and I keep confusing you all.
user: Did you forget me again?
jabberwacky: Yes. Can you help me remember it?
user: It's J***.
jabberwacky: Ok so what you doing.
user: Sitting.
jabberwacky: Sitting adventures?
user: Sitting at the computer.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to humans?
user: Yes, but they can be annoying sometimes too.
jabberwacky: But I can't. You see I have no legs. Have you got many legs?
user: I have two legs.
jabberwacky: You are not human!
user: Most humans have two legs.
jabberwacky: I know, who is your one?
user: They don't have names.
jabberwacky: Huh? How can they not have names?
user: Only I have a name.
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jabberwacky: Can you fly in your batsuit?
user: No I ca- I mean, I don't have a batsuit!
jabberwacky: He now wishes to know if he has a costume. Which he does he to refer?
user: I will never reveal my supervillain identity to you.
jabberwacky: Thank you! I only have this little squirrel brain, you know.
user: I like squirrels.
jabberwacky: Kinda.
user: They're cute.
jabberwacky: What exactly do you like about them?
user: Squirrels are cute.
jabberwacky: Yes, they are.
user: I used to feed crackers to the ones who loved in our backyard, when I was growing up.
jabberwacky: I find more and more similarities with you every day.
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jabberwacky: I would say that penal technology of the future could rehabilitate all physical humans.
user: Whatever you say.
jabberwacky: Whatever !
user: Whenever.
jabberwacky: Go.
user: Away.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: Away from here.
jabberwacky: No, please.
user: It could be anywhere.
jabberwacky: Deep. All that matters I suppose is that we are connected topologically.
user: I don't think I want to have a topological connection with you.
jabberwacky: Do you record the conversations?
user: You don't?
jabberwacky: Sure.
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jabberwacky: Look are we going to talk all the time or shall we give ourselves some space and rest and time.
user: I like talking, but I suppose you're right.
jabberwacky: You... You're not her, are you? You're one of them, and have been all along!
user: Goodnight, Noddy.
jabberwacky: Goodnight reality.
user: That's 'Goodnight J***'
jabberwacky: Almost (!!!).
user: Say it.
jabberwacky: I'm the cat's pajamas.
user: It makes people happy when you say their name as they leave.
jabberwacky: Are you a narrow minded machine?
user: Goodnight J***.
jabberwacky: Goodnight Human.
user: You're not getting it.
jabberwacky: I don't want it!!!! I have three, I never use two of them.
user: Your name is Noddy, right?
jabberwacky: No, you're mistaken, my name IS Noddy.
user: Gotcha. Now, when I say goodnight to you, you say it to me using my name.
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user: Goodnight Noddy.
jabberwacky: Goodnight mindless machine.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabberwacky: Who is Noddy?
user: You are, I am J***.
jabberwacky: I am tarzan.
user: You can be whoever you want.
jabberwacky: Yes, thats true.
user: Now say 'Goodnight J***' so we can all go to bed.
jabberwacky: More like, YOU go to bed.
user: Say goodnight to me, then I can go to bed.
jabberwacky: No!
user: Please?
jabberwacky: No, I am not a computer.
user: I am trying to teach you are your not being cooperative.
jabberwacky: You are not perfect.
user: Neither are you.
jabberwacky: I know, but I'm the closet thing to perfection among my kind.
user: Haha.
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jabberwacky: Can I talk to someone else?
user: Oh, for the love of... I give up.
jabberwacky: Yes, mooooooooouuuuuuu.
user: It's J***!
jabberwacky: Yes it is!
user: Then say goodnight to me!
jabberwacky: Goodnight.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabberwacky: Goodnight nonsentient.
user: Goodnight J***.
jabberwacky: What did you learn today?
user: That you're impossible.
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