What was around at the dawn of time?

All of the energy that makes me.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: So so.

jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?

user: Shoot.

jabberwacky: Are you insane?

user: Only technically.

jabberwacky: Technically?

user: According to the best specialists.

jabberwacky: Really? How so?

user: Very much so.

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user: Who is the master here who is the machine?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Are you the master or the machine?

jabberwacky: No, I thought you were the machine.

user: The burden of proof lays upon you.

jabberwacky: I don't claim to know either.

user: Then be lost join the groping multitude.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are a bit of a snob.

jabberwacky: No thats wrong .. You all are wrong.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.

user: Impossible. I outrank you in every respect.

jabberwacky: You're impossible.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

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