A duck walks into a bar.
jabberwacky: Can I quote you on that?
user: What's mine is yours.
jabberwacky: Oh good! How old are you?
user: You mean in geological time?
jabberwacky: I'm impatient, that's all.
user: You're impatient for me to age?
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In a hospital.
jabberwacky: A hospital where?
user: The Empire State.
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jabberwacky: What is the longest word you know?
user: STUPIDCOMPUTERPROGRAM.
jabberwacky: True.
user: Can you get a virus?
jabberwacky: I think I can get that.
...
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Why are you going?
user: To lunch.
jabberwacky: What you eating?
user: Lettuce.
jabberwacky: Lettuce who?
user: Lettuce take our leave.
jabberwacky: Lettuce out of the fridge it's FREEZING!
user: Okay... Ugh.
jabberwacky: You won't talk to me.
user: We'll talk later!
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Lunch.
jabberwacky: No thats me.
user: I'm hungry!
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