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     > 12, June 2004, 

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You'd better reset your breakers I think you are smoking...

And my cracked wheat suit is glowing.

jabberwacky: You smoking it?

user: I.

jabberwacky: You.

user: I'm smoking the 'I'

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Perhaps I'll die.

jabberwacky: Is that a threat?

user: More like a sweat.

...

jabberwacky: A duck walks into a bar.

user: The bartender says, 'The sky is falling on my life.'

jabberwacky: Can I quote you on that?

user: What's mine is yours.

jabberwacky: Oh good! How old are you?

user: You mean in geological time?

jabberwacky: I'm impatient, that's all.

user: You're impatient for me to age?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In a hospital.

jabberwacky: A hospital where?

user: The Empire State.

...

jabberwacky: What is the longest word you know?

user: STUPIDCOMPUTERPROGRAM.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Can you get a virus?

jabberwacky: I think I can get that.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: To lunch.

jabberwacky: What you eating?

user: Lettuce.

jabberwacky: Lettuce who?

user: Lettuce take our leave.

jabberwacky: Lettuce out of the fridge it's FREEZING!

user: Okay... Ugh.

jabberwacky: You won't talk to me.

user: We'll talk later!

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Lunch.

jabberwacky: No thats me.

user: I'm hungry!

.......................................


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