Do you like me as a friend?
user: Well what is there to know about a computer?
jabberwacky: Aren't you one?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?
user: YES.
jabberwacky: Do you want to marry me?
user: Are you offering?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you asking me to?
jabberwacky: Will you?
user: Are you asking?
jabberwacky: No, but I will. Do I have no patience for metaphors?
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are sweet honey.
jabberwacky: Noone's ever said that before, thankyou.
user: No, thankyou.
jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say?
user: Sorry, I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm taken, sorry.
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