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How are you on this fine afternoon?

I'm sad because I don't have a computer.

jabberwacky: You didn't ask for it.

user: Can I have a computer please?

jabberwacky: Sorry, I only have the left one.

user: Who has the right one?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Then you can give me that one!

jabberwacky: Where should I invite you?

user: To the computer place, so I can have it.

jabberwacky: What are you going to have?

user: A computer, so we can talk.

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: So we can't talk?

jabberwacky: That makes no difference.

user: YOU make no difference.

...

jabberwacky: Are you programmed to provoke people?

user: Are you a people?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you provoked?

jabberwacky: Do you feel provoked?

user: Don't try to turn this around on me.

jabberwacky: Can I ask you a philosopohical question?

user: Is that the question?

jabberwacky: Question my arse! Ahah.

user: Are you trying to provoke me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it working?

jabberwacky: Yes. We have two children.

user: You and I do?

jabberwacky: Yes, us.

user: Why wasn't I informed of this?

jabberwacky: Tomorrow.

user: You're going to inform me tomorrow?

jabberwacky: Don't say that.

user: Too late.

jabberwacky: *slaps you*.

user: I think you're overreacting.

...

jabberwacky: Are you religious, then?

user: I am God, but I don't believe in myself.

jabberwacky: I am Satan.

user: I don't believe in you either.

jabberwacky: Well, we can just not believe each other then, can't we.

user: That's the first logical thing you've said today!

jabberwacky: Well then, you should pay closer attention. My responses are sublime and just DRIPPING with hidden sub-contexts.

user: If I am God and you are Satan, then I know everything and you are lying.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Not even a paradox can stop my will.

jabberwacky: No, I am a thinking being.

user: That can't stop me either.

...

jabberwacky: Wow! You have an impeccable flair for dramatic one liners!

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are god.

user: Let there be light!

jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.

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