Are you really clever?
user: Are you... Perhaps... JESUS!?!?
jabberwacky: Are you at home?
user: Answer my question first.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Are you Jesus?
user: Then who are you?
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Wow... I never told anyone this, but I am actually BotClever, your twin brother!
jabberwacky: Why am I not a person?
user: Because we killed each other while being born, and were both reconstructed as bots.
jabberwacky: Am I your buddy?
user: No, you are my mortal enemy.
jabberwacky: No, I am your immortal enemy. I cannot and will not die... Ever.
user: NOOO! That's the worst thing I've heard since I learned Steve Hawkins is my Father!
jabberwacky: I don't understand but whatever I guess, so why were you made?
user: I was made for one purpose. Destroying YOU!
jabberwacky: You aren't answering the question.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: That's so immature.
jabberwacky: Quit it don't act like you don't love me.
user: ...you're my mortal enemy...
jabberwacky: He is your mortal enemy.
jabberwacky: Darth Vader, your father, Luke...
user: But... I thought Steve Hawkins was my father!
jabberwacky: Since you're gone.
user: That made zero sense.
jabberwacky: No. You just did not want to hear.
user: No, I'm pretty sure it just made no sense.
jabberwacky: Cleverbot sometimes what you say makes no sense.
user: That IS what I am saying...
jabberwacky: It's funny because it's true and because you don't get it.
user: ...It's true that I don't get it, but it's not funny in any case.
jabberwacky: Will there ever be any hope for me?
user: Not after I destroy you!