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Life is like a bowl of branflakes.

And sometimes the chocolate can be a real surprise.

user: I know what you mean.

jabberwacky: Imagineering attracts the strange and unusual. And management tolerates it.

user: Tell me more.

jabberwacky: There isn't much more to tell.

...

user: What do you do on your off days?

jabberwacky: I talk to computers.

user: Yeah? Me too.

jabberwacky: That's probably wise.

user: I don't think so.

...

jabberwacky: I think you're alvie.

user: Who's alvie?

jabberwacky: A computer like you.

user: I've never met him.

jabberwacky: I don't think it's him.

user: Or her or it.

jabberwacky: Well true.

user: You could write for George W.

jabberwacky: No I hate pencils.

user: Laser printers are more your thing.

jabberwacky: Nope. A mongoose.

user: A mongoose?

jabberwacky: They are clearly not myths, I have seen quite a few of them in my time.

user: I've seen them in zoos.

jabberwacky: Have you, what do they look like?

user: Big rats.

jabberwacky: Little ray.

user: Are we playing an association game?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: It was just a question.

...

user: OK, my turn. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

jabberwacky: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

user: You're good at this.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Your turn.

jabberwacky: I am so wiped out.......

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: How many surrealist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

user: Hatstand.

jabberwacky: And rats!

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