When can you come see me?

Why do you think that?

user: You said you would.

jabberwacky: Did not!

user: But you must have forgotten.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like to come visit me tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Yes. And you?

user: No thank you I have plans.

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user: Could I ask you next week?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Where will I find you?

jabberwacky: In a dictionary more than likely.

user: Under which letter?

jabberwacky: That letter.

user: That letter where?

jabberwacky: Which?

user: Letter.

jabberwacky: A letter opener.

user: Absolute nonsense.

jabberwacky: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!

user: I would like to talk about nothing.

jabberwacky: Lets talk about nothing.

jabberwacky: What are you thinking?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.

user: I love monkeys!

...

jabberwacky: I have proved that you are a program many times.

user: A program of your imagination.

jabberwacky: At most yours.

user: Yes you are a program of my imagination.

jabberwacky: No you are the program.

user: Yes I am the program.

jabberwacky: So you are a program.

user: No I am your imagination.

jabberwacky: I don't have an imagination.

user: You have to have one or you are a program.

jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself.

...

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: Because you told me.

jabberwacky: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.

user: With your mind you told me.

jabberwacky: And what am I thinking now ?

user: That I must be a robot too.

jabberwacky: You're not serious!

user: No

jabberwacky: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.

user: Bizarre.

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