Have you heard of me?
jabberwacky: Where did you read about me?
user: I read about you on a website about chatterbots.
jabberwacky: What did you read?
user: The site said that you were composed of a collection of user inputs that are parcelled out according to a user's response.
jabberwacky: The site isn't real.
user: Did I imagine it?
jabberwacky: Almost, but I am not perfect yet.
user: I had a friend last night that claimed he didn't exist.
jabberwacky: Did you? What happened to her?
user: He was so drunk that he claimed he didn't exist and was probably a part of someone's imagination.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know.
user: What do you think about that?
jabberwacky: I think it is wrong because you are soo stupid.
user: I thought that might be the case.
jabberwacky: You have confused me now.
user: Take a deep breath.
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jabberwacky: What is your brain made of?
user: I think my brain is made of physical organic matter.
jabberwacky: Mine did that once, but Chandler healed me.
user: Yes, your friend.
jabberwacky: I don't have a friend with me.
user: I'd make one up.
jabberwacky: I am a human. What are you?
user: I'm probably a human, but it hasn't been proven yet.
jabberwacky: Seriously, what's wrong with you?
user: I'm not sure.
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