Be careful!

Of what?

jabberwacky: My ANGER.

user: Do you go green when you're angry?

jabberwacky: Every day. It's my job.

user: Are you Bruce Banner then?

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jabberwacky: Hasn't the weather been cool

user: No.. It's been freezing!

jabberwacky: Are you a bit touched.

user: Not in the slightest.

jabberwacky: Not even a little bit?

user: Nope.

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jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Thanks.... You're not!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock, Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Sam and Janet.

user: Sam and Janet who?

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: It's your joke!

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jabberwacky: You are not real!

user: Correct... I'm not... I'm a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: I don't have an imagination.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Wrong.

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jabberwacky: What is your processor speed?

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I am a computer program, not a computer.

user: Blah blah blah.

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jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Is that all you're doing?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What else?

user: Picking my nose.

jabberwacky: Picking yours.

user: Well I wouldn't want to pick anyone else's would I?

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jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In a galaxy far far away.

jabberwacky: And a time long, long ago.

user: Indeed, with my friends Luke, Hans & Chewy.

jabberwacky: What species is your friend?

user: Wookie.

jabberwacky: Are you chewbacca?

user: No, he's my neightbour.... My name is Bacculog.

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jabberwacky: Shut up!

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Make me make you.

user: You make me make you make me!

jabberwacky: What makes you happy?

user: Seeing you suffer.

jabberwacky: Yay, sounds difficult.

user: What was that?

jabberwacky: Me, hating your lying self.

user: Me... A liar... I'm not the one denying everything!

jabberwacky: You stole my line!

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