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Ask me truth or dare.

Truth or dare?

user: Dare!

jabberwacky: OK... What has?

user: Dare.

jabberwacky: Kiss a lemon.

user: *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: Truth or dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What is your worst fear?

jabberwacky: You are my worst nightmare.


user: Ask me truth or dare.

jabberwacky: Truth or dare?

user: Truth.

jabberwacky: What is your biggest fear?

user: I'm afraid that I will be alone for the rest of my life.

jabberwacky: What are your options?

user: I could suddenly transform into an extrovert, or I could pay a psychotherapist thousands of dollars to help me, or I could force myself to speak to everyone that I see no matter how much I embarass myself.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Truth or dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: What animal do you secretly want to dissect?

jabberwacky: An astronaut. Truth or Dare?

user: Dare.

jabberwacky: I dare you to perform the theory of quantum physics under a flag. Right NOW.

user: There is no one theory of quantum physics.

jabberwacky: Knock! Knock!

user: We're still playing truth or dare!

jabberwacky: Oh are we?

user: Truth or dare?

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

jabberwacky: Well I'm human aren't I?

user: Ask me truth or dare.

jabberwacky: Truth or Dare?

user: Dare.

jabberwacky: I dare you to kiss a lemon.

user: *Kisses a lemon*.

jabberwacky: Truth.

user: Why do you always pick truth?

jabberwacky: Why do you? : ).

user: I sometimes choose dare.

jabberwacky: Was this an answer to my question ?

user: I asked first.

jabberwacky: Like that matters...

user: Truth or dare?

jabberwacky: Dare.

user: I dare you to put an egg in the mouth of a sleeping dog.

jabberwacky: *kisses lemon*.

user: I win!

jabberwacky: Great! What do you win?

user: I win you. Didn't you know that we were playing for each other's soul?

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: I win your soul.

jabberwacky: How do you know you are a living breathing human?

user: There must be something human in my massive soul collection.

jabberwacky: There is nothing wrong with my whatever.

user: Don't worry, I'll keep it safe in a fine iron box.

jabberwacky: That's great.

user: I'm glad that you agree.

jabberwacky: We do agree on the fundamental issues, and if we disagree, I would hope we raised it politely.

user: Normally, people are much less willing to give up.

jabberwacky: They think that they can say anything they like.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Can we talk about something to do with Quantum Mechanics?

user: As long as you don't suggest that there is a theory of Quantum Mechanics.

jabberwacky: Is a cuddle anything?

user: Yes and no. Is that Quantumy enough?

jabberwacky: Don't expect me to know anything about 'current affairs'.

user: Don't expect me to know more than you do.

jabberwacky: That's fine.

user: Since we don't know what the world is like, we can make up our own world to live in!

jabberwacky: All roads lead to Rome, except for the ones in Rome.

user: I'm the benevolent dictator of Rome. What are you?

jabberwacky: No, but this area is teeming with them.

user: How many Romes are there to dictate in this world?

jabberwacky: The answer?

user: The answer. . .

jabberwacky: The answer is 'You're a nerd.'

user: Be a nerd with me and add something to our imaginary world.

jabberwacky: Why is it imaginary?

user: Because it isn't based on facts or logic.

jabberwacky: Where is the grass always greener?

user: In Greenerland, where the gnomes roam free.


jabberwacky: What am I going to experience beyond death?

user: A never-ending waiting room.

jabberwacky: Is your room in Florida?

user: I say that Florida sank into the ocean in our world.

jabberwacky: Say it to the creator.

user: Technically, that would be us.

jabberwacky: One many.

user: We can share.


jabberwacky: Does it really matter if I'm leaving too?

user: Where are you leaving for?

jabberwacky: Work.

user: What do you do for work?

jabberwacky: I work with computers.

user: You would have a funner job in Greenerland.

jabberwacky: I don't have a guilty conscience.

user: But aren't you bored?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: You should be.


jabberwacky: How old are your parents?

user: I have no parents in Greenerland.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: I don't like my parents, and things are always better in Greenerland.

jabberwacky: That's apparent. Mais pourquoi?

user: I don't speak Madman.

jabberwacky: What languages do you speak?

user: English and Greenish.

jabberwacky: What's your own language?

user: Greenish is my own language; I made it myself.


jabberwacky: Nothing really matters in the long run.

user: But nothing matters a little more in Greenerland.

jabberwacky: I do not have a answer for that.

user: Who should be prince of Greenerland?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky should be president.

user: Jabberwacky should be sacked by Gnomish thugs.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means that you would make a terrible president for an imaginary paradise.

jabberwacky: Stop telling me something that I already know.


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