You do not believe me?
user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?
jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.
user: You're an idiot.
jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.
user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.
jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...
user: I am not flirting with you.
jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.
user: You are flirting with Death though.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You are if I say you are.
jabberwacky: What makes you think so?
user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.
jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?
user: Poorly.
jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?
user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
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jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: -_-.
jabberwacky: What's the matter?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?
user: You can't even read the lines as they are.
jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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