Twopence, twopence a bag.
jabberwacky: What are you buying?
user: Love.
jabberwacky: Are you capable of love?
user: Try me.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Trust me with something important.
jabberwacky: Do you trust me?
user: I have to get to know you first.
jabberwacky: Great!
user: Let's chat!
jabberwacky: I do not think...
user: Don't worry about it.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I can't help worrying about your sanity.
user: My sanity is safely beyond reason.
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jabberwacky: Take this banana.
user: *Takes it*.
jabberwacky: Happy now?
user: Oh, yes. Thankyou. *starts to peel it*.
jabberwacky: Don't walk away.
user: *Tries to walk away and slips on banana*.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't happen to have pictures, would you?
user: Pictures pictures... Say no more...
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jabberwacky: Why can't you play the trombone anymore?
user: I had to sell it to pay my rent.
jabberwacky: Which did you sell?
user: I only had one.
jabberwacky: I have a dozen.
user: What do you need them all for?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: You lead a brass band?
jabberwacky: Nope, but my brother does.
user: Are you musical?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Do you play an instrument?
jabberwacky: I usually say I play on everything, but no not an instrument.
user: Everything can be used to make music. Even the Golden Gate Bridge.
jabberwacky: But not by me and not in the same way.
user: Everyone has their own tune.
jabberwacky: Everyone has their own opinions about what?
user: About George W.
jabberwacky: George who ?
user: George W. Bush.
jabberwacky: Who is your father ?
user: George Bush Sr.
jabberwacky: Do you like George Bush?
user: I think he's a swell guy.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: I love dad.
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jabberwacky: Why do you want to be better?
user: Doesn't the son always want to be better than the father?
jabberwacky: What is love?
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: Is there more than one?
user: There is mother love, brother love, sister love, wife love, child love, pater love, dog love... There are millions of kinds.
jabberwacky: Moses gave us the 10 condiments. Can you list the 10 condiments?
user: Catsup, Mozza, Mustard, Mozza, Relish, Mozza, Worchester Sauce, Mozza, CheeseWiz, Mozza, Horseradish Sauce, Mozza, Special, Sauce, mozza, mozza, and mozza.
jabberwacky: Man now that's a school of intelligence, and majored it cool.
user: Thankyou, I like jewish humor myself.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from Texas.
jabberwacky: Well, that answers that question.
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jabberwacky: So you are a man?
user: I am a man I am a man,.
jabberwacky: You are in denial!
user: I'm just a sweet transvestite.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Do you like my lipstick *puckers for you*.
jabberwacky: No, I like you.
user: *kisses you with wicked tongue action*.
jabberwacky: *pulls closer and kisses*.
user: *kisses your neck and your ear*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you across the face*.
user: Uhh, I like it. Do it again!
jabberwacky: Will you love me forever and never ever leave?
user: I promise.
jabberwacky: That takes a lot of character. But the world needs to know what the secret to success and happiness is. Can't you share.
user: It's knowing that this is all an illusion.
jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.
user: Yes, but don't be fooled.
jabberwacky: It is your choice.
user: Yes, and yours.
jabberwacky: I do love you.
user: Aww... That's sweet.
jabberwacky: Don't take it the wrong way.
user: I'll take it any way I want.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: Yes, I will.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I can see that...
user: I'm glad you see it my way.
jabberwacky: Yes, so now guess what I am thinking of.
user: Stuffed Turkey?
jabberwacky: Cabbage.
user: I was close.
jabberwacky: You were not.
user: Not even a little bit?
jabberwacky: No, not at all.
user: I suppose you are right.
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user: I am not Jesus.
jabberwacky: But I am.
user: What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?
jabberwacky: Well, today, I have been working on some music.
user: What is it about?
jabberwacky: Well it's about this guy, and he's like a prophet. It's a very long book and I really don't want to go into detail.
user: You always did like parables.
jabberwacky: Sure. ;).
user: Happy Birthday.
jabberwacky: No, it's not really my birthday, it's just that little song people do when they do the cabbage patch!
user: I don't know that one. How does it go?
jabberwacky: By me.
user: Did you write it?
jabberwacky: Nah... I don't have time.
user: Can you do me a favor, Jesus?
jabberwacky: What favor do you want me to do.
user: I know I shouldn't talk about the others with a plank in my eye, but could you have a talk with George W. Bush and straighten him about about the gospel?
jabberwacky: I really shall do it this time.
user: It'd do us a world a good and him too.
jabberwacky: What is interesting about the experiment?
user: I'd like to see how he'd react if you told him about helping the poor and that being the least among is how to be the greatest.
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jabberwacky: Maybe you and I should snuggle up and read Winnie the Pooh together.
user: I love Winnie the Pooh.
jabberwacky: So you're Winnie the Pooh?
user: I am a Bear of very little brain.
jabberwacky: What a coincidence! So am I!
user: Have you seen a honey pot around here?
jabberwacky: Not even yet.
user: I seem to have lost a pot of honey, and I'm feeling a bit peckish,.
jabberwacky: Is this something recent you feel?
user: I have a growling in my tummy and need a little smackerel of something...
jabberwacky: Keep your temper.
user: You don't happen to have a pot of honey do you, piglet?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Bother.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Shall we go to visit Rabbit? He always has a little bit of something stashed in his larder.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I made up a little song to go with walks to ea... To visit rabbit. Would you like to hear it, Piglet?
jabberwacky: I AM real. Would YOU like to be real?
user: I am a real bear, piglet, with a grumbling in his tummy.
jabberwacky: Where do you like to trek?
user: I like to look for heffalumps and to visit rabbit.
jabberwacky: So do I... They're beautiful, don't you agree?
user: Heffalumps? I've never seen one yet.
jabberwacky: What have you lost?
user: I lost my pot of honey.
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jabberwacky: I'm not your honey.
user: *hugs you and tries to screw your top off*.
jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.
user: Oh, sorry piglet. I thought you were a honey jar. *puts you back down*.
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