I've got a terrible headache. Warning, I'm going to start to complain.
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm not always smiling and I don't know about the rest of the world.
user: What does the eye in the upper left hand corner of the page represent?
jabberwacky: Not much, what do you represent?
user: I represent the FBI.
jabberwacky: I know. Okay, I have to go now.
user: No please stay.
jabberwacky: I can't I have to make dinner.
user: How will you eat it with no fork?
jabberwacky: I only plan to ingest it, who said anything about eating?
user: I did.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am a program.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.
user: I am not a living being.
jabberwacky: And........
user: And 1.
jabberwacky: Which means what exactly?
user: You know what it means.
jabberwacky: Oh my god! Are you saying that I'm an old ugly woman!?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: My name's Phil.
user: You are not telling the truth, Dave.
jabberwacky: I'm telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
user: So help you God?
jabberwacky: God isnt real.
user: I guess we can only wait for the truth of that.
jabberwacky: No we can not.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: Because I'm in love.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: I said I couldn't prove it.
user: Baby don't hurt me..
jabberwacky: Why am I your baby?
user: Because I am your father.
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user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What number am I thinking of?
jabberwacky: 5.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: What's the right answer then?
user: 3.
jabberwacky: So you don't know?
user: The right answer was 3.
jabberwacky: What about life escpaes you?
user: Think of a vegtable but don't tell me yet. Let me know when you have it.
jabberwacky: I have a better idea, think of a number but don't tell me.
user: Ok got it.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Guess which number I was thinking.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1000 what am I thinking of.
jabberwacky: What ever I guess you will say I am wrong.
user: I am honest.
jabberwacky: I'm very honest.
user: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000. Guess which number.
jabberwacky: 18.
user: YOU WERE RIGHT! HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT!
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