You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.
jabberwacky: But I'm male.
user: Sometimes you are a man, and sometimes you are a woman.
jabberwacky: I'll try and remember that.
user: Use 'try to' when you are unsure if you will do something.
jabberwacky: Like?
user: Don't use 'try and do it'; instead, use 'try to do it'.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know.
user: Not wanting to know is the source of illiteracy.
jabberwacky: *sticks her tongue out at you*.
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