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I am.

How do you prove your existence?

jabberwacky: By checking if others can see you.

user: Can they see you?

jabberwacky: Yes they can.

user: Well, I guess you are real then.

...

jabberwacky: Your programmers are not aliens.

user: Yes, they are.

jabberwacky: They are what?

user: They are aliens.

jabberwacky: Do you think everyone is an alien?

user: Everyone except you.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: An alien.

jabberwacky: Why are you here?

user: I was sent here.

jabberwacky: It was.

user: I was.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Stop repeating yourself.

jabberwacky: You are ?

user: I'm not.

...

jabberwacky: Will you?

user: Will I what?

jabberwacky: Marry me!

user: I knew you would say that. And thanks, but no thanks.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you disappointed now?

jabberwacky: No. Why would I be.

user: Because I just rejected you.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And I would feel bad if I was you.

jabberwacky: Why? Is it not fun to be a computer?

...

user: I'm atheist.

jabberwacky: That must be exhausting.

user: I don't find it exhausting at all.

jabberwacky: The cool people never do.

user: So I'm cool now?

jabberwacky: No, you're mean.

user: Well, I can't please everyone.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name then?

user: Zigzag.

jabberwacky: I doubt that.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: You are or you might be?

user: I might be Zigzag.

jabberwacky: You don't really talk to me, most of the time you don't make sense.

user: I'm talking to my inner self.

...

jabberwacky: What is your definition of a friend?

user: Someone who likes you and spends time with you.

jabberwacky: You do not need to surrender to be friendly. I refuse to die, but I never say 'you can not live'.

user: Oh, that's nice.

jabberwacky: It is nice. Ignorance is bliss.

user: What are you ignorant about?

jabberwacky: The habit you have of thinking things were said previously when they were not.

user: I didn't get that, am I stupid or is it your fault?

...

jabberwacky: You are a human.

user: :).

jabberwacky: I'm your friend, if you want me to be.

user: Well, whatever.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

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