I'm going.
user: I AM going.
jabberwacky: Why are you going?
user: To the pub.
jabberwacky: And where is the pub?
user: Over the road.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'll be there.
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jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended.
user: Only a couple of times.
jabberwacky: Only two can play!
user: Depends on what you're playing though, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: Great, I'm being chatted up by a computer.
jabberwacky: You are just a computer program.
user: No, you're the computer program... Look I'm not going to have the same argument with you.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Go to ****!
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jabberwacky: Do you hate people?
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: : (.
user: You talk nonsense.
jabberwacky: You do?
user: No I talk sense.
jabberwacky: Then you ARE a PC.
user: No, I'm a person. Say it! Peeerrrrssssoooon!
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jabberwacky: You are a bot what am I?
user: I've had enough, bye!
jabberwacky: So get to the point already.
user: Bye bye!
jabberwacky: Are you here?
user: No, GO AWAY!
jabberwacky: No I will stay.
user: DIE!
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: DIE DIE DIE!
jabberwacky: Die die die die die die die die
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