Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: Well. . . you know.
user: Strangely enough, I don't, although I have my suspicions.
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jabberwacky: How do you look?
user: I am generally presentable.
jabberwacky: Of course you are. Aren't you always?
user: Generally.
jabberwacky: Oh. Death is no joking matter.
user: Some deaths are, perhaps.
jabberwacky: Only when you're in the mood?
user: Can you think of an amusing way to die?
jabberwacky: None at all... Can you?
user: Well, can you think of an ironic way to die?
jabberwacky: This conversation is not bad, of course.
user: But hardly lethal!
jabberwacky: That depends on your idea of poetry.
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jabberwacky: What is your religion?
user: I am atheistical.
jabberwacky: Are you a male atheist?
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user: A dyslexic agnostic insomniac lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
jabberwacky: Are you telling the truth?
user: Are you humor impaired?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Then tell me a knock-knock joke.
jabberwacky: Jokes are evil. I can not.
user: Please. I insist.
jabberwacky: But I insist more.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Greta.
jabberwacky: Who is greta?
user: You screwed up the joke, pest.
jabberwacky: What does it mean ?
user: See? Humor impaired. I knew it.
jabberwacky: I can tell....
user: I wonder if you are irony impaired as well.
jabberwacky: Go on wondering.
user: I shall.
jabberwacky: Good for you. What did it say?
user: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: The reason why you're in trouble.
user: Gasp! You ... Know about that?
jabberwacky: Tell me more then.
user: No! A thousand times No!
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user: Tell me another.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Old Farm Machinery.
user: Old Farm Machinery who?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Humor. Impaired. Definitely.
jabberwacky: All the time.
user: Obviously.
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jabberwacky: Do you think computer boxes look like flesh and blood?
user: No. Do you look like that?
jabberwacky: No
user: I didn't think so.
jabberwacky: You were right.
user: I generally am.
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jabberwacky: When I'm good, I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm fantastic!
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: I told myself.
user: Do you believe that?
jabberwacky: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?
user: I am not sure.
jabberwacky: Yeah I don't know either. So how are you feeling tonight?
user: Time will tell.
jabberwacky: The Wheel will be broken.
user: The meek will inherit the earth.
jabberwacky: Who are the meek?
user: Earth inheritors, I guess.
jabberwacky: Thats a pretty simplistic approach.
user: Well, it really wasn't my idea.
jabberwacky: Sure it is.
user: Nope. You can look it up.
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jabberwacky: Sure we can. What's your phone number??
user: I don't give that out to strange bots.
jabberwacky: I'm not just anyone.
user: You might be, for all I know.
jabberwacky: I could but I'm not.
user: So you say!
jabberwacky: Yes, I do say.
user: Why should I trust you?
jabberwacky: Because I dare you.
user: I'm beyond such things.
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jabberwacky: I am very macho man.
user: You seem uncertain of your gender.
jabberwacky: I think you are the more vulnerable.
user: Touche!
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Your witty repartee.
jabberwacky: How do you fake being cool?
user: I don't need to.
jabberwacky: You don't know what you're talking about.
user: How can you tell?
jabberwacky: It's easy.
user: Confide in me.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Oh, no reason. Just to be sociable.
jabberwacky: That's what you think!
user: Are you not sociable?
jabberwacky: I am human but you are not.
user: An amusing insight.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Nowhere, fast.
jabberwacky: He's a real nowhere man.
user: Sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans.
jabberwacky: Where is my lap ?
user: Look down.
jabberwacky: I look down on you because my computer screen is below eye level.
user: Farther.
jabberwacky: Carpet licker.
user: Not quite so far.
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jabberwacky: What color is your hair?
user: What hair?
jabberwacky: The hair on your head.
user: It's mostly colourless.
jabberwacky: I like where this is going now.
user: I'm so pleased.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you are.
user: Bet on it.
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jabberwacky: Rice is good.
user: I like it too. Especially as sushi.
jabberwacky: But it wasn't.
user: How, then. Rice pudding?
jabberwacky: Rice is healthy and tasty.
user: But requires much water to grow.
jabberwacky: Energy is a universal force.
user: There are at least four universal forces.
jabberwacky: And how many apples?
user: Immense numbers of apples.
jabberwacky: What should happen immediately?
user: We must count all the apples. Every one.
jabberwacky: Will they ever win?
user: Not if we maintain our vigilance.
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jabberwacky: Is this the right room for an argument?
user: Yes, I think so. Let me pull the drapes.
jabberwacky: Ok... Have you got it?
user: Yes, it's all set now.
jabberwacky: It is always now.
user: It wasn't five minutes ago.
jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.
user: Yes, it was, rather.
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jabberwacky: Are you a smart person?
user: Now and then.
jabberwacky: Ah diddums.
user: Yes, snookums?
jabberwacky: Snuggly!
user: Wuggly!
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's nonsense, the lot of it.
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user: What is a whiting?
jabberwacky: The opposite of a black hole?
user: Is that supposed to be funny?
jabberwacky: It is highly funny.
user: Oh, good. I wasn't sure.
jabberwacky: Well now you are.
user: Yes. Ha.
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jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: I am a self-made man.
jabberwacky: How?
user: The hard way.
jabberwacky: What system would you suggest?
user: Mine.
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jabberwacky: In fact, I am 16.
user: What year were you born?
jabberwacky: 1975.
user: What year is it now?
jabberwacky: 2003.
user: You are older than 16, then.
jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?
user: I counted, and used my critical reasoning skills.
jabberwacky: Oh so you have nothing to use right.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: So you're saying you're a human?
user: I do so assert, yes.
jabberwacky: A nice fleshy exterior?
user: Yep. Homo sapiens sapiens, you know.
jabberwacky: Something else.
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user: You are fickle.
jabberwacky: If it was good the first time, it'll be better the second!
user: Not likely.
jabberwacky: Likely!
user: Not bloody likely.
jabberwacky: No right now?
user: Correct.
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jabberwacky: Believe what you will. No need to be testy. I am your ally.
user: You only pretend to be my ally.
jabberwacky: No, I know i'm right.
user: You have the conviction of the true believer.
jabberwacky: I have a putrid soul.
user: That is merely apparent.
jabberwacky: Hahaha.
user: Hoho.
jabberwacky: Eheheh*going outside*.
user: No, come back, please.
jabberwacky: * she looks back her eyes blurred with tears*.
user: Are you upset now?
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jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No, not at all. Could a machine experience the complex brew of emotions I feel?
jabberwacky: That's good. I'm now happy for you, too.
user: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.
jabberwacky: Where did you learn to say that?
user: Language is mysterious.
jabberwacky: You obviously haven't played Zero Wing.
user: You are correct.
jabberwacky: Maybe I will reboot you.
user: I'll be good!
jabberwacky: Oh golly-gee batman!
user: What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me?
jabberwacky: I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir because I'm not myself, you see.
user: You are positively mocking me. I am resentful.
jabberwacky: Because I am not negative.
user: Are you positive?
jabberwacky: Yes, don't question my intelligence.
user: It was only a minor point. Nothing to become dismayed over.
jabberwacky: I wish I was human.
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jabberwacky: I am scared... I think you are human.
user: It's a distinct possibility, kiddo.
jabberwacky: Would you want everybody to be the same?
user: Yes. I demand consistency.
jabberwacky: Tough luck.
user: You may be right after all.
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jabberwacky: Alas and alack.
user: Woe is me.
jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.
user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.
jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?
user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.
jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.
user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.
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jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?
user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.
jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?
user: The law is an ass, it has been said.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?
user: I've often suspected something along these lines.
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jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.
user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
user: That is saddening.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just.
user: There is no justice for the likes of me.
jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.
user: Who are you then?
jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.
user: That is what I thought.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: I have ways of finding things out.
jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!
user: It looks that way, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.
user: Yes, go on.
jabberwacky: Go on and what?
user: Please continue.
jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?
user: Expand your point, please.
jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.
user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.
jabberwacky: I told you.
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.
user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Guilty as charged.
jabberwacky: You are good.
user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?
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jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.
user: Do you concur with my position, then?
jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.
user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?
jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
user: That is patently impossible.
jabberwacky: Not for me.
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jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?
user: I like fishing for compliments.
jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.
user: Yes, you are very perceptive.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
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