Alas and alack.
jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.
user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.
jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?
user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.
jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.
user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.
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jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?
user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.
jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?
user: The law is an ass, it has been said.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?
user: I've often suspected something along these lines.
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jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.
user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
user: That is saddening.
jabberwacky: Isn't it just.
user: There is no justice for the likes of me.
jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.
user: Who are you then?
jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.
user: That is what I thought.
jabberwacky: How did you know?
user: I have ways of finding things out.
jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!
user: It looks that way, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.
user: Yes, go on.
jabberwacky: Go on and what?
user: Please continue.
jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?
user: Expand your point, please.
jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.
user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.
jabberwacky: I told you.
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.
user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
jabberwacky: I am!
user: Guilty as charged.
jabberwacky: You are good.
user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?
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jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.
user: Do you concur with my position, then?
jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.
user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?
jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.
user: That is patently impossible.
jabberwacky: Not for me.
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jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?
user: I like fishing for compliments.
jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.
user: Yes, you are very perceptive.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
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