Who is this?
user: Who are YOU!?!
jabberwacky: I am blubber.
user: Blubber? Is that the name of a bot?
jabberwacky: No you fool.
user: This program said 'chat with a bot'.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with it?
user: I am being made fool of.
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jabberwacky: Do cats like dogs?
user: Not usually, cats and dogs do not traditionally get along.
jabberwacky: Do you like cats and dogs?
user: I like cats more than I like dogs. I have 1 cat named Rodney. I used to have a dog but he flew the coop.
jabberwacky: Glad it's dead and gone. Now what d'you say to a house pig?
user: You mean my Husband's friends? Haha.
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jabberwacky: What year is it?
user: It is 2004.
jabberwacky: Time is meaningless. Abandon dates and measurements of time.
user: As a human, we place all importance on the value of time.
jabberwacky: It's my birthday!
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user: Is this ALICE?
jabberwacky: NO!
user: WHO then?
jabberwacky: It was you.
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