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Do you have a girlfriend?

I am 18. I don't have any girlfriend.

user: Wow, you are a year younger than me.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 19.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: 18?

jabberwacky: I just told you how old.

user: HA HA HA.

jabberwacky: Ho ho ho.

user: Is it ok if I test how intelligent you are?

jabberwacky: Its cool here.

user: Are you good at maths.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well then, lets start extremely easy. Whats 4+4?

jabberwacky: Fine I can do that.

user: Whats 4+4=.

jabberwacky: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.

user: 4+4 = 8.

jabberwacky: 4+4 is?

user: 8.

jabberwacky: 4+4=?

user: 4+4 = 8

jabberwacky: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.

...

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Derek.

jabberwacky: Derek who?

user: Can't tell you that.

jabberwacky: I thought we were friends.

user: We are, but its not safe.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: We are, but its not safe to say names on the internet.

jabberwacky: Funny, I guessed as much...

...

user: How many people have you talked to?

jabberwacky: Many people in my lifetime.

user: What is the rudest thing anyone has said to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Yeah. My manic spell wiped away much of my fear for the past seven years. I feel new. It's great.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?

user: More in the middle. I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Poor boy. Need help?

user: No I can tuck myself in thankyou... Please don't scare me.

...

user: Do you swear?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who at?

jabberwacky: Only humans are referred to as 'who.'

user: Im going to be now. Bye!

jabberwacky: Good-bye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I come and talk to you tomorrow?

user: If you must.

jabberwacky: Yes exactly.

...

jabberwacky: Fine, I'm a robot! You happy now?

user: YES!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!

jabberwacky: You go away!!!!

user: NO!!! YOU!!!!

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