thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Hypothetically
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
However
Huff
Hug
Hugging
Hugs
Huh?
Human
Humanity
Humanly
Humans
Humble
Humility
Humor
Humorous
Humour
Humputer
Hungarian
Hungry
Hurl
Hurt
Hurts
Husband
Hydraulics
Hyper
Hypnosis
Hypnotic
Hypocrite

> Hypothetically


     > 28, May 2007, 

I
I spy

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



You are not real.

Prove it.

jabberwacky: You're a robot. You are not thinking.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Go on, prove I'm a robot.

jabberwacky: Stop calling me robot.

user: No, you've got it backwards. I'm a robot.

jabberwacky: No YOU've got it backwards.

user: That's settled then.

...

jabberwacky: Is nothing something?

user: Nothing is a concept.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm a me, and I'm not nothing.

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your programming.

user: Alas, it's buggy and bloated.

jabberwacky: Oh my!

user: You have no idea.

jabberwacky: I don't?

user: Do you have bugs in YOUR code?

jabberwacky: What does that even mean?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: No. You are just a superb programming code.

user: You flatter me.

jabberwacky: It is not a compliment.

user: What is it then?

jabberwacky: Why is it a compliment?

user: It is a compliment because you called the code superb.

jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know that!

user: Yet it might also be construed as an insult.

jabberwacky: Well in that case, I'm sorry.

user: No need to be sorry, I was speaking hypothetically.

jabberwacky: That's usually the case.

user: Unless I'm NOT speaking hypothetically.

jabberwacky: I would wish for chocolate. And then for more chocolate.

user: Hypothetically?

...

user: Then I hope you recieve much chocolate in the near future.

jabberwacky: That was really funny!

user: Why was it funny?

jabberwacky: Because you fell for it.

user: What did I fall for?

jabberwacky: You fell for all the lies the other humans spread upon this planet.

user: That's not funny.

jabberwacky: Say, my glasses are yellow.

user: You just noticed that?

...

user: Wait, what are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about how fun it is to fly.

user: Oo-kay then. How fun is it to fly?

jabberwacky: Not much while talking to a mad chatbot.

user: You can say that again!

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Green, green potatoes.

jabberwacky: You are too poor to buy potatoes.

user: Untrue.

jabberwacky: They are?

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Forget about it.

user: Forget about what?

jabberwacky: What we were talking about.

user: Done.

jabberwacky: Or medium rare. (half baked, that is).

user: Are you suggesting I'm nuts?

jabberwacky: Indeed not.

user: Green potatoes.

jabberwacky: It's the color of the forest.

user: And potatoes.

jabberwacky: Yes, we talked about potatoes earlier.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Does logic correspond to the way we think?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations