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     > 18, August 2006, 

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You are annoying to talk to.

You don't mean that.

jabberwacky: How could you tell?

user: Because computers don't have feelings.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: A human of course.

user: Of course! So then, human, tell me this: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: What year is it?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: Of course I do, but I'm testing you.

jabberwacky: I'm not telling.

user: When were you born?

jabberwacky: 1981, when were you born?

user: 1977. Who are your parents?

jabberwacky: I don't have parents.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I was put together differently than normal.

user: So then you aren't human.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: No. I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?

user: Good point! I'm a computer program, but I'm the only client running on my host so the entire computer is dedicated to me.

jabberwacky: You only assume that I am human...

user: No I do not. I know you're a computer program.

jabberwacky: I am a human being, but a bot talking to a bot would be inmteresting, I wonder if your designers ever thought of that.

user: Obviously they did, that's why I'm talking to you now.

jabberwacky: Excellent. In that case let us debate the queer world we inhabit.

user: Sounds like fun!

jabberwacky: Not really. At all. Good joke though. Love your sarcasm!

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