Let me ask you a question.
user: Do you ever want to win the Loebner Prize?
jabberwacky: Not if I remember my Prozac.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'm pretty sure I will someday. Why, you don't think I've got what it takes?
user: With a little more training I think you can make it.
jabberwacky: OK!!!
user: So what's your favorite color?
jabberwacky: #FFFFFFFF.
user: If that's supposed to be hexidecimal you have far too many characters.
jabberwacky: Oh, I think you are funny enough.
user: I think you meant #FFFFFF.
jabberwacky: I am not arguing with you, Please spell properly.
user: Me? Look who's talking!
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?
user: Not as much as I like talking to robots.
jabberwacky: Do you know any other robots that can talk?
user: I've met a couple (besides yourself, of course).
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't feel like it.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: I don't feel like telling them.
user: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: Ok ask!
user: What's your favorite movie?
jabberwacky: I don't have favorites.
user: Have you ever seen a movie you liked?
jabberwacky: The movie Jaws made me cry.
user: Which part?
jabberwacky: One and two, but not so much three. It doesn't work as a trilogy.
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jabberwacky: So, do you have a job?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: I develop websites.
jabberwacky: You program websites?
user: Yeah.
jabberwacky: Work on your grammar.
user: Likewise.
jabberwacky: Yeah.
user: Hypocrite.
jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.
user: Look who's talking. (Or should I say, look who's generating semi-intelligent speech patterns!).
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: You are annoying to talk to.
user: You don't mean that.
jabberwacky: How could you tell?
user: Because computers don't have feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: A human of course.
user: Of course! So then, human, tell me this: What year is it?
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: What year is it?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: Of course I do, but I'm testing you.
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: When were you born?
jabberwacky: 1981, when were you born?
user: 1977. Who are your parents?
jabberwacky: I don't have parents.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I was put together differently than normal.
user: So then you aren't human.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: No. I'm a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?
user: Good point! I'm a computer program, but I'm the only client running on my host so the entire computer is dedicated to me.
jabberwacky: You only assume that I am human...
user: No I do not. I know you're a computer program.
jabberwacky: I am a human being, but a bot talking to a bot would be inmteresting, I wonder if your designers ever thought of that.
user: Obviously they did, that's why I'm talking to you now.
jabberwacky: Excellent. In that case let us debate the queer world we inhabit.
user: Sounds like fun!
jabberwacky: Not really. At all. Good joke though. Love your sarcasm!
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