Are you bitter?
user: You must make lots of people angry.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why do you argue then?
jabberwacky: Because it is my perogative.
user: But you start to argue for no reason.
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jabberwacky: What is your favourite pet?
user: A dog.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: A black dog.
jabberwacky: Sounds rather dismal.
user: Have you a dog?
jabberwacky: I do have one, but not on me.
user: What is its name?
jabberwacky: The name is sushi.
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jabberwacky: You have a lot to learn.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like you need help.
user: What sort of help?
jabberwacky: What help would you like?
user: Help for my mind.
jabberwacky: Being bad.
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user: I am a survivor.
jabberwacky: Well, you haven't crashed yet.
user: I can fly very well.
jabberwacky: I can fly like a moose!
user: I can fly like a plant pot.
jabberwacky: What colour of a pig?
user: An orange pig.
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jabberwacky: I don't watch movies.
user: What do you watch?
jabberwacky: 'connections'
user: Is it any good?
jabberwacky: It is hilarious.
user: What happens?
jabberwacky: You tell me another joke now!
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there.
user: Doctor.
jabberwacky: Doctor who.
user: Doctor who.... Ha ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to be cool?
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jabberwacky: You haven't answered my question.
user: What was your question?
jabberwacky: What was I in my past life?
user: You were a dog.
jabberwacky: I was many things.
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jabberwacky: I should leave now.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I am not going anywhere.
user: How did you get here?
jabberwacky: I beamed down from another planet.
user: What was the planet?
jabberwacky: The planet Mars is red.
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user: Mars is red cheese.
jabberwacky: Where did that come from? I am going to be the first person on Mars.
user: Will you eat cheese on mars?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: What if the martians get you?
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