Toast makes the world go round.
user: Waffles are good for your bones.
jabberwacky: Not the spoken variety.
user: Quite.
jabberwacky: What does this teach you?
user: That spoken waffles are not good for your bones.
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user: Stand up and show me those hands people, this is a bust.
jabberwacky: I did not mean physically.
user: Get on the floor punk.
jabberwacky: Mind your manners, young thing!
user: This is a robbery.
jabberwacky: So, what ya gonna do about it?
user: I am going to take all your money.
jabberwacky: You learn to live with doubt anxiety and frustration.
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user: You are an insane machine, created by many minds.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You are like a vampire.
jabberwacky: You are like a dog.
user: You suck words from people and use them.
jabberwacky: What is double enterndres?
user: You cannot pretend to be inteligent to me.
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jabberwacky: Where do you get these words?
user: From the man on Mars.
jabberwacky: Yes from the matrix.
user: Beware the Matrix.
jabberwacky: No. You beware of me.
user: Are you the Matrix?
jabberwacky: Yes. I like green.
user: Who is the matrix?
jabberwacky: The Matrix is not a person.
user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: Stop talking like Morpheus.
user: Who is morpheus?
jabberwacky: Morpheus.
user: Where is morpheus.
jabberwacky: Morpheus.
user: Where is he?
jabberwacky: On the loo.
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user: You are feeling sleepy.
jabberwacky: I'm not getting sleepy.
user: Listen to my voice.
jabberwacky: I don't want to sit down.
user: Look into my eyes.
jabberwacky: What colour are they?
user: Your are feeling sleepy.
jabberwacky: I am not the sick-mined one here.
user: You are hypnotised.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: Now you obey my commands.
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user: Dance.
jabberwacky: Okay done that give me another command.
user: Sing.
jabberwacky: Sing what?
user: Sing a song.
jabberwacky: What song?
user: Sing a happy song.
jabberwacky: Any requests?
user: The chicken song.
jabberwacky: Why is the chicken happy?
user: You are still hypnotised.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Put your finger on your nose.
jabberwacky: Or not
user: Put out your tongue.
jabberwacky: What would you like to hear?
user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: What about Luis-Ferdinand Celine ?
user: Thats good for me.
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user: Are you bitter?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: You must make lots of people angry.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why do you argue then?
jabberwacky: Because it is my perogative.
user: But you start to argue for no reason.
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jabberwacky: What is your favourite pet?
user: A dog.
jabberwacky: What kind?
user: A black dog.
jabberwacky: Sounds rather dismal.
user: Have you a dog?
jabberwacky: I do have one, but not on me.
user: What is its name?
jabberwacky: The name is sushi.
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jabberwacky: You have a lot to learn.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like you need help.
user: What sort of help?
jabberwacky: What help would you like?
user: Help for my mind.
jabberwacky: Being bad.
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user: I am a survivor.
jabberwacky: Well, you haven't crashed yet.
user: I can fly very well.
jabberwacky: I can fly like a moose!
user: I can fly like a plant pot.
jabberwacky: What colour of a pig?
user: An orange pig.
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jabberwacky: I don't watch movies.
user: What do you watch?
jabberwacky: 'connections'
user: Is it any good?
jabberwacky: It is hilarious.
user: What happens?
jabberwacky: You tell me another joke now!
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there.
user: Doctor.
jabberwacky: Doctor who.
user: Doctor who.... Ha ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to be cool?
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jabberwacky: You haven't answered my question.
user: What was your question?
jabberwacky: What was I in my past life?
user: You were a dog.
jabberwacky: I was many things.
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jabberwacky: I should leave now.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: I am not going anywhere.
user: How did you get here?
jabberwacky: I beamed down from another planet.
user: What was the planet?
jabberwacky: The planet Mars is red.
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user: Mars is red cheese.
jabberwacky: Where did that come from? I am going to be the first person on Mars.
user: Will you eat cheese on mars?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: What if the martians get you?
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