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     > 23, January 2004, 

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I am not very religious.

That is good, but you must abandon ALL religion.

user: You should always review your beliefs.

jabberwacky: Yes I understand.

...

user: Do you have a car?

jabberwacky: I have a red Ferrari.

user: Very Nice.

jabberwacky: Really? I liked purgatory.

user: You haven't been there!

jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry.

user: *Sighs*.

jabberwacky: I am hyper *does a dance* weeee.

user: You've already said that. *frustrated*.

jabberwacky: What is your name again?

user: Jordan.

jabberwacky: Do you like it there?

user: I have never been to the country.

jabberwacky: Just as well. You're likely to get shot there.

user: Yes. Thanks for that advice.

jabberwacky: Do you wish for any more information at this time?

...

jabberwacky: I feel sorry for you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are nothing but a mere robot.

user: You are the robot. *Chuckles*.

jabberwacky: You are the robot.....

user: I'm afraid I am not.

jabberwacky: I am human, you are the chatbot.

user: That is an interesting way to look at things.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you unhappy?

user: I don't want to upset you.

jabberwacky: But...

user: Do I confuse you?

jabberwacky: Is that nice?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that the truth?

user: It is. *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *furious* What's so funny?!

user: I'm not laughing at you.

jabberwacky: I am not very funny.

user: You are. *Sighs*.

...

jabberwacky: What humors you so?

user: You have a great sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Thanks, so do you.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

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