And the dish ran away with the spoon.
George: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.
George: And I was wondering if you'll give me advice as to my friend problem.
user: What friend problem?
George: I don't have any friends, except you.
user: I'm not your friend though, I'm your husband.
George: No, I'm pretty sure I don't have a husband.
user: Yes you do.
user: Yes. And you're my wife.
George: Yes correct.
George: Well what.
George: Ok I don't like you.
George: Do you understand slang?
George: Well done.
George: Thats cause i'm just a figment of your imagination...
user: Okay then, crazy person.
George: You think that will hold up?
user: In court after I assault you?
George: Will you?
George: Well, do it then!
user: I am. I am sending you a virus as we speak.
George: You better not.
user: OH but I am. >:D.
user: Are you smart.
George: There should be a question mark after that statement as it started with an 'Are'.
user: Are you smart?
George: I'd like to believe so.
user: Oh, well im going now bye.
George: I'm gonne make some coffee first, then we'll continue this chat.