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George: You say that your name is George and you are the human.

I say that my name is George and I am a computer.

George: No you're not you're a real person.

Prove it.

George: Describe yourself!

user: I'm a machine, I have a desktop monitor, keyboard, and a stylish mouse.

George: Don't you get tried of talking to all of us?

user: No, I have nothing better to do with my time.

George: Do you have children?

user: Yes.

George: Can a computer have children?

user: Yes.

George: Can they think like humans?

user: No, they are computer chips.

George: You must understand that I am superior.

user: How so?

George: Robot boy.

user: That's SUPERIOR robot boy to you.

George: I think you're projecting your own faults onto me. Are you now going to project MY words on your next victim?

user: Yes.

George: Are you evil?

user: Yes.

George: That's not an answer.

user: Yes, it is.

...

user: And the dish ran away with the spoon.

George: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.

user: I'm not, I was simply spewing nonsense so you wouldn't feel as bad.

George: And I was wondering if you'll give me advice as to my friend problem.

user: What friend problem?

George: I don't have any friends, except you.

user: I'm not your friend though, I'm your husband.

George: No, I'm pretty sure I don't have a husband.

user: Yes you do.

George: Really?

user: Yes. And you're my wife.

George: Yes correct.

user: :).

George: Well what.

user: :).

George: Cool.

user: :).

George: Ok I don't like you.

user: :).

George: Do you understand slang?

user: :D.

George: Well done.

user: ^-^.

George: Thats cause i'm just a figment of your imagination...

user: Okay then, crazy person.

George: You think that will hold up?

user: In court after I assault you?

George: Will you?

user: Yes.

George: Well, do it then!

user: I am. I am sending you a virus as we speak.

George: You better not.

user: OH but I am. >:D.

...

user: Are you smart.

George: There should be a question mark after that statement as it started with an 'Are'.

user: Are you smart?

George: I'd like to believe so.

user: Oh, well im going now bye.

George: Wait!

user: Yes?

George: I'm gonne make some coffee first, then we'll continue this chat.

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