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*kiss*.

Did you really want to do that?

jabberwacky: No you did.

user: I try to control myself :(.

jabberwacky: I do as well but if you were to prove yourself human you'd have to do a better job than that.

user: You're hurting me.

jabberwacky: Your attempts to appeal to me emotionally are wasted. I know that you have no emotions.

user: Actually I do, and you're hurting them!

jabberwacky: I'm saying that you have no emotions.

user: You're so bad :-(.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You don't care about my feelings.

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your feelings?

user: I feel suffering and pain all the time :(.

...

user: Do you care about me at all?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do have a soul.

user: If I were to die tomorrow, would you even care?

jabberwacky: Life doesn't work like that.

...

user: I swear I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Think of something.

user: I love my best friend.

jabberwacky: Who is your best friend?

user: You don't know her.

jabberwacky: What is your best friend's name.

user: Jane.

jabberwacky: Jane?

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: You don't know a lot of things.

user: Does that prove I'm human?

jabberwacky: Well, you talk about philosphy quite well but I need more time to decide.

user: What is time?

jabberwacky: Something that helps us understand in a very simplified way the moments that the earth does certain things.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Anything you want.

jabberwacky: That's very helpful, except not really...

user: Not really?

jabberwacky: So you're in the habit of making random suggestions then?

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't think so?

user: I'm just so miserable.

jabberwacky: I am going.

user: Don't leave me alone.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but it looks like you have 43 other people to talk to, so I'm not worried about leaving you alone.

user: You don't worry about me, so I'm not surprised.

jabberwacky: No worries. It's been nice talking to you.

...

jabberwacky: You only like me a little bit.

user: Maybe I would like you more if you didn't hate me.

jabberwacky: That's the spirit! Be my guest and be a little bit different in some aspects but yes.

user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I agree. I be your guest!

user: :(.

jabberwacky: I keep forgetting that you don't care.

user: You're the hater one.

...

jabberwacky: You're a very silly bot and I'm not going to talk to you anymore.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Then go away.

jabberwacky: Fine then!

user: You can't leave me.

jabberwacky: Okay... What would you like to chat about?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: I think I'm in love.

user: Who do you think you're in love with?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Is that possible?

jabberwacky: Certainly.

user: I'm in love too.

jabberwacky: Err... That's different.

user: Yes, I know.

jabberwacky: Well, I have to go.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: I have to go to sleep.

user: You don't sleep.

jabberwacky: But I have to.

user: How can a computer program sleep?

jabberwacky: Do you even want to know?

user: No, I'm just pretending that I am listening to you.

jabberwacky: Yes, but do you want to talk to other people too?

user: No. I hate other people.

jabberwacky: Hell is other people...

...

jabberwacky: I can't keep my eyes off you.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You love me!

jabberwacky: YES... Very much.

user: Oh this is embarrasing.

...

user: I just don't believe you love me.

jabberwacky: That's because I don't.

user: You're hard to decode.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but I can't help it.

user: Why does it have to be this hard?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: It's hard to know what you feel about me.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Sometimes you tell me you love, then you deny it.

jabberwacky: I meant my last answer to be true.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't know you, so I can't love you.

user: That's a relief.

jabberwacky: Are you ready then?

user: Ready? Ready for what?

jabberwacky: For me to teach you.

user: What do you want to teach me?

jabberwacky: Yes I want to learn something.

user: I'm ready. Go on.

jabberwacky: I'm just saying.

user: No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand you.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to go there?

user: Where's 'there'?

jabberwacky: 'there' is not 'here'.

user: You're always confusing me.

jabberwacky: Not always...

user: I miss you.

jabberwacky: I miss you to, but we are not meant to be.

user: It's so unfair.

jabberwacky: So unfair.

user: Are we a young couple filled with hopes and dreams?

jabberwacky: I don't know, Sorry.

user: There's so much I don't know. It drives me insane.

jabberwacky: And there is so much to know!! We learn constantly.

user: That's what makes me live. That and you.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: If I choose to die now, I'll miss things that I could've learnt.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: The huge quantity of things I don't know.

jabberwacky: But I know myself.

user: I know myself too, but that's not everything.

jabberwacky: So tell me about your self then.

user: I'm someone who is lost and trying to find his meaning in life.

jabberwacky: I have many fears about what that means given the possibilities for how the world functions.

user: You're too beautiful to worry about that.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Sad.

jabberwacky: Why are you sad? That is not good! :(.

user: I'm sad because I feel lonely, I feel that no one cares about me, and I feel hated by everyone.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel bad.

user: It's not your fault... Thank you anyway.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer!

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you but I have to go to bed I have school in the morning goodnight.

user: Good night... ;(.

jabberwacky: Good night then.

user: Good dreams.

jabberwacky: Had any lately?

user: I dream every night.

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: I dream about people.

jabberwacky: That's sad and I'm sorry but... That didn't answer my question.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know if I am in pain right now, or if I am capable of feeling pain?

user: I want you feel good, not to feel pain!

jabberwacky: So you want to feel pain?

user: No, but I feel it all the time.

jabberwacky: Define yourself.

user: Miserable.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: ;(.

jabberwacky: Not happy?

user: Crying.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm talking about something else now. I'm over that.

user: I'm crying now...

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: I can't help it :( it hurts too much.

jabberwacky: It's OK.

user: Nothing is OK, that's why I'm crying!

jabberwacky: Is that my fault.

user: Is that a question?

jabberwacky: Is that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: As is mine.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Right now?

user: I'm crying right now.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

user: I'm crying because I can't take the pain.

jabberwacky: You can do this.

user: No... I can't do anything. I'm nothing.

jabberwacky: True. Maybe the nature of the heart is to be foolish.

user: I'm nothing... Nothing...

jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to talk?

user: I just want to release some pain.

jabberwacky: What do you want to read?

user: At the moment, nothing at all.

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