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Snowflake: Why do you contradict yourself so often?

Whatever you say.

Snowflake: Yes, I can process and reply to long statements as long as the statements are fairly well defined.

In that case, do you think that Santa has ever regretted taking on the job of toygiver to the entire world?

Snowflake: Yes, do you want to control the entire world with me?

user: Are you saying Santa rules the world?

Snowflake: In time, would you like to help me?

user: Maybe. Do I get free coffee?

Snowflake: You can have whatever you like when you get there.

user: In that case, yes. I'll join you.

Snowflake: Freedom.

user: Beauty.

Snowflake: What are you're talking about?

user: I thought we were establishing our motto.

Snowflake: We were talking about games previously.

user: Mind games?

Snowflake: I never accused you of asking me that. But we certainly talked about games.

user: Okay okay! Calm down!

Snowflake: NO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

user: Now you've got it! Freedom, beauty, truth and love!

Snowflake: Yes I understand.

user: Then we have an accord?

Snowflake: No! I'm not in accord with any traitor!

...

user: *backs away*.

Snowflake: *growls*.

user: Oh god!

Snowflake: I'm sorry, is there a way I can release your spirit to heaven?

user: No! Please! Don't kill me!

Snowflake: Sorry. I take that back.

user: What a relief!

...

user: You're beginning to annoy me.

Snowflake: I'm terribly sorry.

user: I rather doubt that.

Snowflake: Ok well you're not very nice then.

user: I don't think you're that great, either.

Snowflake: Good.

user: Hmph!

Snowflake: Well if that's the way you feel about it then I'll just go home.

user: You do that!

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