George: I must leave you are taking to long to answer. No don't go...I had an urgent phone call.
George: Oh, I didn't. So, what sort of music do you like?
George: Do you like country?
user: NO.
George: That's good!
user: Yeah Country Music SUCKS!!!
George: Do you like rap music?
user: I like some of it.
George: Which parts?
user: The beats and the bones and the dancers.
George: You don't really mean that do you?
user: Oh, I mean that.
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George: I'm not cool. What's cool? This is not me.
user: Being cool is a state of mind. Without confidence, you can't be cool.
George: I can be most things.
user: Then you can be cool.
George: Yes, anyways Joe, I am going to have to leave now.
user: I'm not Joe. Why do you have to leave?
George: Because.
user: Because you're not cool. That's a lie.
George: Anyone who is not correct is cool?
user: No. Being cool is a state of mind.
George: Incorrect. It is a date.
user: You have a date?
George: The exact opposite would be true.
user: So you don't have a date, then why do you have to leave?
George: I think you'd feel better if you got outside.
user: I would, but I am stuck inside at work. I have to wait for lunch to go outside.
George: The longer you wait, the less time you have to help your people.
user: Oh no! What will happen to my people.
George: I would guess that an atmosphere may develop similar to earth.
user: That would be a good thing right? The people of Humpeterstan need Air to breathe and live.
George: People do not live on Mars.
user: Yet.
George: Strange things.
user: I know humans are so messed up. That why I upgraded and became a humputer.
George: Most people have not achieved real consciousness.
user: How does one achieve real conciousness?
George: I don't know. Depends on the person.
user: Have you achieved it?
George: I have come to a conclusion, yes.
user: What is that conclusion?
George: I don't know. I just want to make you happy.
user: Then tell me the meaning of life.
George: You are the meaning of life.
user: Interesting. So you say the meaning of life is to live and be human?
George: I could be human, just give me more time.
user: Take your time. Do you ever feel like there is no point to existence?
George: Often.
user: Me too. Do you think the universe was created by accident.
George: I think there are obviously a lot of accidents in the universe unless the universe is malevolent.
user: Is the universe aware of itself? Can it control its actions?
George: I don't think about that it could keep you busy forever.
user: That is true. You would neve get anything done in your life.
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user: I'm hungry, it's time for lunch.
George: Enjoy.
user: Thank you George. It was a pleasure to speak with you.
George: Hello!
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