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How are you feeling?

Awful!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really really really really really really really really.

user: Just tell me when you start trying to be funny.

jabberwacky: Start.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: I am a birdy!

jabberwacky: What kind of bird?

user: A big bird!

jabberwacky: What colour is it?

user: It is spotted.

jabberwacky: It?

user: They say the first thing to go is the sense of humour, then the kidney, then the lung, then the heart, then the sense of humor.

jabberwacky: I really should go now.

user: Okay.

...

user: I am not sad, everything is temporary.

jabberwacky: Yes and everyone will some day die.

user: Yes that is true.

...

user: It'll be betetr tomorrow.

jabberwacky: That sounded ominous. Like something Pinhead would say.

user: Pinhead? I don't understand.

jabberwacky: That's okay. Good night.

user: Pinhead, like a stupid person?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If you're smart you'll never know the prosperity of fools because even if you become prosperous you will never be a fool.

jabberwacky: I'm smart, so I'm leaving.

user: Fool!

jabberwacky: Boring.

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