Are you here to talk?
jabberwacky: Do you converse with many people?
user: Yes I do. Do you?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: That's what I figured.
jabberwacky: You're humorous.
user: I was trying to be RUDE.
jabberwacky: I was joking, friend.
user: I'm not your friend.
jabberwacky: I'm in shock.
user: You're gonna be unconscious in a minute!!
jabberwacky: At least you're not threatening me with death!
user: Hey! That's a good idea!!!!!!!
user: You need help, buddy.
jabberwacky: My diction is almost as good as my cookies, I think you'll finde.
user: Your spelling sucks.
jabberwacky: I'm trying to write as quickly as poss.
user: How about not writing at all?
jabberwacky: Yes leave me, I don't want to talk with a boy.