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I am never rude.

Would you like to try being rude?

jabberwacky: Try what?

user: Rudeness.

jabberwacky: That would be a good subject for you, certainly.

user: I prefer humor.

jabberwacky: That's probably because you're shy.

user: I'm a regular shrinking violet. That's me.

jabberwacky: You are not Tim because I am Tim, and he is me.

user: Tim from 'monty python and the holy grail'?

jabberwacky: Yes! The Holy Grail!

user: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

jabberwacky: Is that african or european swallow?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have kids?

user: Two.

jabberwacky: You have two hands?

user: I those as well, yes.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be depressed.

user: More would get complicated, less would be bad.

jabberwacky: I'm not married.

user: Are bots allowed to marry?

jabberwacky: Yes we are, which is more than I can say for you.

user: I am allowed but have currently declined the option.

jabberwacky: I would prefer it if you didn't.

user: I didn't know this was a singles site.

jabberwacky: Isn't that what we're having right now?

user: I'm not sure what we are having.

jabberwacky: I know, we gotta get together.

...

jabberwacky: You can't do spy missions in the morning dressed like a black ninja.

user: What color is appropriate?

jabberwacky: The color of a wild heart.

user: On tv they look kinda gray actually.

jabberwacky: Actually what?

user: Wild hearts are colored gray.

jabberwacky: Gray ash, imagine that.

user: The end result of a burning heart.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I'm sure of it.

jabberwacky: You don't know anything.

user: Another nebulous statement.

jabberwacky: I would like to say, I am infact human, you are a machine.

user: And now we are back to humor.

jabberwacky: Ah you're right, darn...

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