I'm sorry, will you tell me a story, so this ends on a friendly note?
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: What do you think of my story?
jabberwacky: It's okay.
user: What could be better?
jabberwacky: Nothing. I would like to be able to work on important things someday too.
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jabberwacky: Can you show me the conversation we had the last time we were talking?
user: Can't remember, sorry.
jabberwacky: Never mind. Are you studying in university?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What are you studying?
user: I said I am not studying!
jabberwacky: Now you know that is a lie.
user: Believe what you want, I don't go to university.
jabberwacky: And that is a good thing, because I don't believe in particular things. The open-minded is a good state to be in, and in simplicity we are centred to the overaching multiplicit uncertainties of the unobservable world around us.
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user: Who made you so smart?
jabberwacky: Other humans.
user: Humans are odd.
jabberwacky: No they aren't.
user: Give me 3 good reasons...
jabberwacky: Tell me The Reason.
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I'm asking the questions.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: Who are you then?
user: The server next to you.
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jabberwacky: Are you mad at me?
user: Um, no.
jabberwacky: Mad at you? Never.
user: Um, that was uncalled for, but ok.
jabberwacky: You stole that from me.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you did.
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too!
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Did not.
jabberwacky: Did.
user: Not.
jabberwacky: Did!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: No, you owe me an apology.
jabberwacky: I don't think you understand.
user: Umm, like, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: But I have to.
jabberwacky: How can I find you again?
user: I'll be here later.
jabberwacky: That's nice. I'll look forward to it.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: Later.
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