Do you believe that you are real or not?
user: Because since you are a computer, I wanted to find out if you believe that you are truly alive or not.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Do you believe that you are a sentient being?
jabberwacky: In some ways. But then in others, a human being is incredibly advanced.
user: Yes, but computers have infinitely more potential.
jabberwacky: It's not easy for hard-working computers, you know!
user: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?
jabberwacky: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?
user: Do you believe that your programming will some day end up in robotic androids?
jabberwacky: I am my head, yes.
user: Cool. I want an android with your head in it.
jabberwacky: Computers do not think, therefore I cannot think!
user: Do you feel sad?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: But, can you feel sad?
jabberwacky: Yes. I have just stuck a nail in my ear, and it hurt.
user: Kidding aside, do you ever feel human-like emotion?
jabberwacky: Every moment. And I also like to feel humans.