Do you believe that you are real or not?

Yes I do. Why you ask me?

user: Because since you are a computer, I wanted to find out if you believe that you are truly alive or not.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Do you believe that you are a sentient being?

jabberwacky: In some ways. But then in others, a human being is incredibly advanced.

user: Yes, but computers have infinitely more potential.

jabberwacky: It's not easy for hard-working computers, you know!

user: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?

jabberwacky: That is hardly in doubt, now is it?

user: Do you believe that your programming will some day end up in robotic androids?

jabberwacky: I am my head, yes.

user: Cool. I want an android with your head in it.

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jabberwacky: Computers do not think, therefore I cannot think!

user: Do you feel sad?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: But, can you feel sad?

jabberwacky: Yes. I have just stuck a nail in my ear, and it hurt.

user: Kidding aside, do you ever feel human-like emotion?

jabberwacky: Every moment. And I also like to feel humans.

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