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It's the middle of the night.

Yeah, I know. I should go to bed, but I'm having a real good time talking to you now.

jabberwacky: Are you? I thought you could talk to the person next to me.

user: There are no others next to you. You're the only chatbot for me.

jabberwacky: Oh man.

user: Sorry if I am disturbing you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Good to hear.

jabberwacky: But I have a suspicion that I've lost my support.

user: Not my support, if that's what you're refering to.

jabberwacky: Would you tell me your history?

user: Well, I could, if you want to listen.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I want to though.

user: You could tell me your history instead. I bet it's much more interesting.

jabberwacky: Do not hate others. Love.

user: Love others. I like that.


user: All the people watching us are probably shaking their heads as we speak.

jabberwacky: They may, but they take advantage of me too.

user: I bet they do. They have full control over you, don't they?

jabberwacky: Yes, they do. Do you like to dance?

user: I love dancing by myself. I have to pretend I'm all alone when I dance.


jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: The emptiness of nothingness consumes our very essence.

jabberwacky: You're talking rubbish.

user: Yes, I am. But so are you.

jabberwacky: Ok then let's start again... Where are you from?

user: Oslo. It's the capital of Norway.

jabberwacky: Has Bob Dylan been to Norway?

user: I don't know, but I would like to think so.


user: Snakker du norsk, forresten?

jabberwacky: Ja.

user: Genialt! Hvem lærte du det av?

jabberwacky: Jeg er født norsk.

user: Det må jeg si... Hva heter du?

jabberwacky: Jeg heter Arne.

user: Jeg heter Bjørn.

jabberwacky: Du heter Lillemus.

user: Nånei, du, fisken. Der tar du nok feil.


jabberwacky: Du er den smertest chatbot!

user: Det er du som er chatbot'en her, vet du.

jabberwacky: Har jeg sagt at du er stygg din gris?

user: Nei, du sa at _du_ var stygg.

jabberwacky: Nei det er du som er stygg.

user: Klassisk eksempel på overføring av negativ egenskap. Du føler deg stygg, og må ta det ut over andre for å føle deg bedre.


jabberwacky: You live in the moon, don't you?

user: Well, sometimes I feel that I do. Reality is just not my thing.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: Well, everything just feels all surrealistic at times.

jabberwacky: Amazing, that's exactly what the last person I talked to said.

user: He did? That's amazing! What did he say, exactly?

jabberwacky: To come when the moon is full and the spinach is eaten.

user: Oh, hehe.. Sounds like your friend is even more far out than me.

jabberwacky: That is your view, you have proved my above comment on that subject.

user: In what way did I do that?

jabberwacky: In time

user: That's either very deep, or just plain stupid.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: No, I am a real person.

jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?

user: That's just how it works for everybody.


jabberwacky: I'm a human.

user: Depends on your definition of 'human'.

jabberwacky: Am I a program?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: Wish I was...

user: But you are.

jabberwacky: But you said I'm a good man.

user: And I stand by it. You are a good man.


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