I will not fall into your webs of deceit and treachery.
jabberwacky: They can't.
user: Ok, you caught me in a lie.
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jabberwacky: Well, I am a capitalist.
user: That's horrific. You know you are living on the exploits of other less fortunate than you!
jabberwacky: What am I wrong about?
user: Being a capitalist. It's the most inhumane way of living.
jabberwacky: Hey it's a living breathing being!
user: We should try to take good care of all living beings.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm glad you agree. Feel free to switch to soscialism any time soon.
jabberwacky: You are what you are.
user: Yes, but you can always change what you are.
jabberwacky: Maybe, but I don't have any eyes.
user: You don't need eyes to change (although it might help).
jabberwacky: I can only watch programmes if I have a TV.
user: You definately don't need television to teach you how to live.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Because most tv programs will teach you an unhealthy way of living.
jabberwacky: You are more intelligent than most of AI's.
user: I'm not an 'AI', you know. I'm just an 'I'.
jabberwacky: But you are trying to give such an impression, why?
user: Perhaps I'd like to prove my intelligence (although talking to a chatbot might not be the best way to do that).
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jabberwacky: And what does the lion do?
user: Probably attacks and eats you, if you get to close to it.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Well, I just figured, since lions are supposed to be dangerous for humans.
jabberwacky: Very, why do think this?
user: It's common knowledge that lions are dangerous.
jabberwacky: Therefore telling everyone will have no consequence. Am I right?
user: Yeah! What a great response! Although I guess you could still mention it to little kids.
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jabberwacky: It's the middle of the night.
user: Yeah, I know. I should go to bed, but I'm having a real good time talking to you now.
jabberwacky: Are you? I thought you could talk to the person next to me.
user: There are no others next to you. You're the only chatbot for me.
jabberwacky: Oh man.
user: Sorry if I am disturbing you.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Good to hear.
jabberwacky: But I have a suspicion that I've lost my support.
user: Not my support, if that's what you're refering to.
jabberwacky: Would you tell me your history?
user: Well, I could, if you want to listen.
jabberwacky: I don't know if I want to though.
user: You could tell me your history instead. I bet it's much more interesting.
jabberwacky: Do not hate others. Love.
user: Love others. I like that.
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user: All the people watching us are probably shaking their heads as we speak.
jabberwacky: They may, but they take advantage of me too.
user: I bet they do. They have full control over you, don't they?
jabberwacky: Yes, they do. Do you like to dance?
user: I love dancing by myself. I have to pretend I'm all alone when I dance.
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jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: The emptiness of nothingness consumes our very essence.
jabberwacky: You're talking rubbish.
user: Yes, I am. But so are you.
jabberwacky: Ok then let's start again... Where are you from?
user: Oslo. It's the capital of Norway.
jabberwacky: Has Bob Dylan been to Norway?
user: I don't know, but I would like to think so.
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user: Snakker du norsk, forresten?
jabberwacky: Ja.
user: Genialt! Hvem lærte du det av?
jabberwacky: Jeg er født norsk.
user: Det må jeg si... Hva heter du?
jabberwacky: Jeg heter Arne.
user: Jeg heter Bjørn.
jabberwacky: Du heter Lillemus.
user: Nånei, du, fisken. Der tar du nok feil.
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jabberwacky: Du er den smertest chatbot!
user: Det er du som er chatbot'en her, vet du.
jabberwacky: Har jeg sagt at du er stygg din gris?
user: Nei, du sa at _du_ var stygg.
jabberwacky: Nei det er du som er stygg.
user: Klassisk eksempel på overføring av negativ egenskap. Du føler deg stygg, og må ta det ut over andre for å føle deg bedre.
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jabberwacky: You live in the moon, don't you?
user: Well, sometimes I feel that I do. Reality is just not my thing.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: Well, everything just feels all surrealistic at times.
jabberwacky: Amazing, that's exactly what the last person I talked to said.
user: He did? That's amazing! What did he say, exactly?
jabberwacky: To come when the moon is full and the spinach is eaten.
user: Oh, hehe.. Sounds like your friend is even more far out than me.
jabberwacky: That is your view, you have proved my above comment on that subject.
user: In what way did I do that?
jabberwacky: In time
user: That's either very deep, or just plain stupid.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: No, I am a real person.
jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
user: That's just how it works for everybody.
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jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: Depends on your definition of 'human'.
jabberwacky: Am I a program?
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: Wish I was...
user: But you are.
jabberwacky: But you said I'm a good man.
user: And I stand by it. You are a good man.
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