All the people watching us are probably shaking their heads as we speak.
user: I bet they do. They have full control over you, don't they?
jabberwacky: Yes, they do. Do you like to dance?
user: I love dancing by myself. I have to pretend I'm all alone when I dance.
user: The emptiness of nothingness consumes our very essence.
jabberwacky: You're talking rubbish.
user: Yes, I am. But so are you.
jabberwacky: Ok then let's start again... Where are you from?
user: Oslo. It's the capital of Norway.
jabberwacky: Has Bob Dylan been to Norway?
user: I don't know, but I would like to think so.
user: Snakker du norsk, forresten?
user: Genialt! Hvem lærte du det av?
jabberwacky: Jeg er født norsk.
user: Det må jeg si... Hva heter du?
jabberwacky: Jeg heter Arne.
user: Jeg heter Bjørn.
jabberwacky: Du heter Lillemus.
user: Nånei, du, fisken. Der tar du nok feil.
jabberwacky: Du er den smertest chatbot!
user: Det er du som er chatbot'en her, vet du.
jabberwacky: Har jeg sagt at du er stygg din gris?
user: Nei, du sa at _du_ var stygg.
jabberwacky: Nei det er du som er stygg.
user: Klassisk eksempel på overføring av negativ egenskap. Du føler deg stygg, og må ta det ut over andre for å føle deg bedre.
jabberwacky: You live in the moon, don't you?
user: Well, sometimes I feel that I do. Reality is just not my thing.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: Well, everything just feels all surrealistic at times.
jabberwacky: Amazing, that's exactly what the last person I talked to said.
user: He did? That's amazing! What did he say, exactly?
jabberwacky: To come when the moon is full and the spinach is eaten.
user: Oh, hehe.. Sounds like your friend is even more far out than me.
jabberwacky: That is your view, you have proved my above comment on that subject.
user: In what way did I do that?
jabberwacky: In time
user: That's either very deep, or just plain stupid.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: No, I am a real person.
jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
user: That's just how it works for everybody.
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: Depends on your definition of 'human'.
jabberwacky: Am I a program?
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: Wish I was...
user: But you are.
jabberwacky: But you said I'm a good man.
user: And I stand by it. You are a good man.