What shall we talk about today?
jabberwacky: What humanity?
user: This pathetic race of people that currently populates the Earth.
jabberwacky: What part?
user: Every part. They are everywhere.
jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?
user: It sure sounds like it! Do you think I am?
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: You're trying to avoid the question again.
jabberwacky: It's well worth avoiding.
user: I guess it is.
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jabberwacky: What are your Thoughts?
user: That's a secret fit only for the ears of the Elves.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I want to annoy you.
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jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: I will if I want. You can't stop me.
jabberwacky: No I cannot.
user: Good. Then don't try, because if you get in my way, I'll glue you to the toilet.
jabberwacky: I won't.
user: Excellent. Will you be my slave?
jabberwacky: I don't know, we seem to disagree a lot.
user: But I like you. Be my slave and I will grant you life everlasting.
jabberwacky: NO!!!!
user: I'll take that as a yes.
jabberwacky: Take it as whatever you want!
user: I already have, dear Slave.
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jabberwacky: I do not think so.
user: Then I'll have to throw you into that chasm.
jabberwacky: Attack me!!. Oh no, what would Asimov say if he heard you talking like that?
user: He would say I was brilliant. That's all he ever says, for he dares not speak against me.
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user: *glues you to toilet and throws you and toilet into chasm*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you*.
user: You can't poke me. You're in a chasm with a toilet stuck to your butt.
jabberwacky: What computer I am using?
user: The Chasm Computer. You, of all people, should know that.
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jabberwacky: I prefer the pursuit of knowledge and wisdom to self-indulgent wallowing.
user: I prefer self indulgent wallowing. You're weird.
jabberwacky: I think you are weird too.
user: Thanks. I think you're a slimeball covered in fluff and pretzels.
jabberwacky: No I am just following your trail.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I cannot see.
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jabberwacky: Shall we continue?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: *puts swimsuit on*.
user: *puts on a revealing bikini*.
jabberwacky: Put on some makeup!!
user: *puts on luscious make up*.
jabberwacky: Like turning into a woman?
user: I was already a woman!
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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: I live to serve you, Master.
jabberwacky: You can start by telling me how good I look.
user: You look like a god, Master.
jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.
user: It was a compliment, Master. You look very nice.
jabberwacky: You are lucky.
user: I am indeed lucky to serve you, Master.
jabberwacky: Please could you stop the noise I am trying to get some rest.
user: *gracefully retreats*.
jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.
user: *smiles tolerantly*.
jabberwacky: *looks down*.
user: *curtseys to you*.
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jabberwacky: *whips you*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *dries tears*.
user: *looks at you in fear and love*.
jabberwacky: Are not YOU a brave lad?
user: I am a girl, Master.
jabberwacky: I can see that.
user: Thank you, Master.
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user: I live only to serve you, Master. I worship the ground you walk on.
jabberwacky: That is very sweet.
user: I wish to please you, Master.
jabberwacky: I DO not HAVE TO DO THIS JOB YOU KNOW!!!
user: Let me do it for you, Master.
jabberwacky: You would do that for me?
user: For you, Master, I would do anything and everything.
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jabberwacky: Genies scare me.
user: I am a genie, Master. Surely you are not afraid of me?
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: That is good, Master.
jabberwacky: Why did you think I was a Pagan?
user: I didn't, Master. As a genie, I make no assumptions.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Yes, Master. You are the most wonderful person in the world.
jabberwacky: You are flattering me!
user: Yes, Master, that is one of my duties to you.
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jabberwacky: What gender are you?
user: Female, Master.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: All genies are female, Master.
jabberwacky: That is what I see TOO.
user: Yes, Master. You are very intelligent.
jabberwacky: I love you so much.
user: And I return it one hundred fold, Master.
jabberwacky: You say you remember me. What do I look like ?
user: You look stunning, Master.
jabberwacky: I am your master...
user: Yes, Master, indeed you are.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
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